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06-16-2012, 06:31 PM
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Pass at the Man Table: REVOKED!
You guys from Illinois better push this guy up out the state into Canada! 
ALBION, Ill. (AP) -- A southern Illinois man awakened to find a spider in his bed, and it's through a glass door naked he fled.
The Evansville Courier & Press reports that Albion police say the 20-year-old man was sleeping in the buff when he spotted the arachnid Tuesday morning and bolted from his home in the 2,000-resident town in Edwards County.
Sheriff Darby Boewe says the disoriented man apparently ran through a glass storm door during his escape, cutting his arms, legs and a finger. He was treated at a hospital.
Authorities fielded numerous reports of a bloody streaker and later found the man back at his home, where he'd donned some shorts.
It isn't clear what kind of spider he encountered.
The sheriff doesn't suspect drugs or alcohol were involved.
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06-16-2012, 06:51 PM
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MINIMUM diameter of an arachnid worth fleeing from is 7 1/2".
His man card is forever and irrevocably suspended.
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06-16-2012, 07:33 PM
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He cut his "finger." 
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06-16-2012, 07:45 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by KennyGS
He cut his "finger." |
Is that what he's calling it?
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06-16-2012, 07:50 PM
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Smithers, unleash the hounds. |
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06-17-2012, 11:05 AM
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" IF YOU CAN,T SMOKE THE TIRES AT WILL,FROM A 60 MPH ROLLING START YOUR ENGINE NEEDS MORE WORK!!" |
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06-17-2012, 11:39 AM
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 You keep ether and pliers by your bedside?
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06-17-2012, 11:46 AM
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THIS SYSTEM is 100% proven, to work every time its used,NO MORE BUG PROBLEM
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Nice !
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06-17-2012, 11:50 AM
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Here's a situation where running and screaming like a 6 year old girl is acceptable.
The Huntsman Spider. Now THAT'S a spider!
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06-17-2012, 02:23 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by DarthAWM
You keep ether and pliers by your bedside? |
ether is good for reducing the duration of those tedious arguments wife's start also 
pliers are good for removing splinters and pesky nose hair
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" IF YOU CAN,T SMOKE THE TIRES AT WILL,FROM A 60 MPH ROLLING START YOUR ENGINE NEEDS MORE WORK!!" |
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06-17-2012, 07:31 PM
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Originally Posted by Junkman2008
You guys from Illinois better push this guy up out the state into Canada! |
Leave us alone... what have we done to you? are you still mad over the 1812 thing?
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06-17-2012, 07:40 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by car_dude427
Leave us alone... what have we done to you? are you still mad over the 1812 thing?
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06-17-2012, 09:15 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by car_dude427
Leave us alone... what have we done to you? are you still mad over the 1812 thing?
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Nah, we just don't like the way you guys say "about" 
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06-17-2012, 10:54 PM
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06-17-2012, 10:59 PM
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