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Old 07-29-2012, 08:16 AM   #1
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Two Poems

*A WOMAN'S POEM:*

Before I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man who's not a creep,
One who's handsome, smart and strong.
One who loves to listen long,
One who thinks before he speaks,
One who'll call, not wait for weeks.
I pray he's rich and self-employed,
And when I spend, won't be annoyed.
Pull out my chair and hold my hand..
Massage my feet and help me stand.
Oh send a king to make me queen.
A man who loves to cook and clean.
I pray this man will love no other.
And relish visits with my mother.









*A MAN'S POEM:
*I pray for a deaf-mute gymnast nymphomaniac with
big tits who owns a bar on a golf course,
and loves to send me fishing and drinking.. This
doesn't rhyme and I don't give a shit.

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Now with the last poem, I did laugh out loud.
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In the first line of the women's poem I found one grammtical error that i nay cas eis not important but I guess it could be easily pointed " Before I lay me..I guess me shoudl nt be here. After reading the entire poem I can make little bit sense in the women's poem but man's peom is really a poor thing. It's hard to understand even..
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In the first line of the women's poem I found one grammtical error that i nay cas eis not important but I guess it could be easily pointed " Before I lay me..I guess me shoudl nt be here. After reading the entire poem I can make little bit sense in the women's poem but man's peom is really a poor thing. It's hard to understand even..


You're joking, right?

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The first poem was nausiating.
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The first poem was nausiating.
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