Two Poems

[ArKay99]

*A WOMAN'S POEM:*

Before I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man who's not a creep,
One who's handsome, smart and strong.
One who loves to listen long,
One who thinks before he speaks,
One who'll call, not wait for weeks.
I pray he's rich and self-employed,
And when I spend, won't be annoyed.
Pull out my chair and hold my hand..
Massage my feet and help me stand.
Oh send a king to make me queen.
A man who loves to cook and clean.
I pray this man will love no other.
And relish visits with my mother.









*A MAN'S POEM:
*I pray for a deaf-mute gymnast nymphomaniac with
big tits who owns a bar on a golf course,
and loves to send me fishing and drinking.. This
doesn't rhyme and I don't give a shit.

[JAY's GHST]

[yukonz51]

Now with the last poem, I did laugh out loud.

[riberno]

In the first line of the women's poem I found one grammtical error that i nay cas eis not important but I guess it could be easily pointed " Before I lay me..I guess me shoudl nt be here. After reading the entire poem I can make little bit sense in the women's poem but man's peom is really a poor thing. It's hard to understand even..

[Grim-Reaper]

Originally Posted by riberno

In the first line of the women's poem I found one grammtical error that i nay cas eis not important but I guess it could be easily pointed " Before I lay me..I guess me shoudl nt be here. After reading the entire poem I can make little bit sense in the women's poem but man's peom is really a poor thing. It's hard to understand even..

You're joking, right?

[blckslvr79]

The first poem was nausiating.

[ArKay99]

Originally Posted by blckslvr79

The first poem was nausiating.