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Old 11-09-2012, 10:50 AM   #16
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Dude, you're a lost cause. I'm going to file you away with the Taliban giving women equal rights and fair treatment. Not in my lifetime.
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The interesting thing about those jokes are, they are not about Obama, but his followers...
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The interesting thing about those jokes are, they are not about Obama, but his followers...
That might indicate why they are so upset here.
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Dude, you're a lost cause. I'm going to file you away with the Taliban giving women equal rights and fair treatment. Not in my lifetime.
Lost cause for what? Turning me into a womanizing, night prowling, Obama supporter?

Fuck yes I'm a lost cause then!

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Lost cause for what? Turning me into a womanizing, night prowling, Obama supporter?

Fuck yes I'm a lost cause then!



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A Barry Obama supporter goes into a computer store and asks the clerk "Where do you keep the curtains for computers?" The clerk answers with a puzzled face "Curtains for computers? You don't need curtains for computers." The Barry Obama supporter eyes widen and she shakes her head as she answers "Hello!?? My computer has Windows!!"



Two Barry Obama supporters lock thier keys in the car. One of the Barry Obama supporter tries to break into the car while the the other one watches.
Finally the first barry Obama supporter says "Darn, I can't get in the car!" The other Barry Obama supporter replies, "keep trying, it looks like it is going to rain and the top is down".
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Obama must have a strong Blonde following.
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Obama must have a strong Blind following.
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A Barry Obama supporter is at a soda vending machine in a casino. he sticks a quarter in, pushes the button, and catches the can when it pops out. Then he puts another quarter in and does the same, then again, and again, and again. Eventually the casino manager comes over and says, ‘Hey, you must be really thirsty.’ ‘Not really,’ replies the Barry Obama supporter, ‘but I don’t want to stop while I’m winning.’
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Not an Obama supporter here nor did I vote for him but Patrick has a pretty strong point about the state of the GOP.

BTW only 1/2 of those were funny, at least the GWB jokes were more original.
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BTW only 1/2 of those were funny, at least the GWB jokes were more original.
Only 1/2? You're so judgemental!
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Chill out people this is the lounge not the news room. A though both seem to have noting but jokes in them this week...

I guess they were only funny if you were not an Obama supporter. Just like the Polish jokes, but they were excepted.


I found them all funny.
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Somewhere, Mitt Romney is filing for unemployment and wondering how he will pay for his family healthcare.
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I found them all funny.
Me too. Maybe it's because we're old and don't give a fuck anymore.
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