(lame) Barry Obama jokes

[Fluffy]

They're actually pretty lame and I'm republican ... can't we have some better jokes?

[TheMelkMan]

Originally Posted by raidmagic

BTW only 1/2 of those were funny, at least the GWB jokes were more original.

That's not fair... with GWB, the jokes wrote themselves.

[iburke]

Originally Posted by Bob88

Me too. Maybe it's because we're old and don't give a fuck anymore.

I here you Bob. When the last of my world as I knew it went away, I found humor was about all I had left...

[Fluffy]

Ok, let me try:

Q: What does Barack Obama call illegal aliens?
A: Undocumented democrats

Q: What does Obama's cat say?
A: Mao

Q: Why are there so few real Obama jokes?
A: Most of them are true stories.

Q: Why won't Obama release his real original birth certificate?
A: The ink isn't dry yet.

Q: Have you heard about McDonald's new Obama Value Meal?
A: Order anything you like and the guy behind you has to pay for it.

Q: What is the difference between ObamaCare and a car battery?
A: The battery has a positive side.

America once had Johnny Cash, Steve Jobs and Bob Hope. Now we have Barack Obama, no cash, no jobs and no hope.

Obama has finally balanced the budget: the national debt is now the same size as the economy.

"You have reached the office of the President of the United States. President Obama is either away from his desk or not in the Oval Office at this time. At the tone, please leave your name, your telephone number, the size of the bailout or earmark that you are seeking and the aggregate dollar amount of your campaign donations to date." Beep!

Modern American Currencies:
One dollar bill: George Washington
Five dollar bill: Abraham Lincoln
Ten dollar bill: Alexander Hamilton
Twenty dollar bill: Andrew Jackson
Fifty dollar bill: Ulysses S. Grant
One hundred dollar bill: Benjamin Franklin
Food Stamps: Barack Obama



My fav (I work for a bank):

Q: Why is the Obama economy a system of checks and balances?
A: He writes the checks, you pay the balances.

[walleyfisher]

Lets refer the blue as Barry Obama recipiants/followers instead of Democrates

[Fluffy]

what's this picture?

[TheMelkMan]

Originally Posted by Fluffy

what's this picture?

Are you asking about the image walley posted? It's an electoral map for the 2004 Presidential election. If you're curious what the electoral map looks like for the 2012 Presidential election, here it is below:



Of course, this only shows which candidate won which district; it doesn't take into account a given district's population or by what margin the candidate won. Here are a few more relevant maps below (the first is a cartogram map that adjusts each district size so it represents population instead of land area, the second shows the degree to which each candidate won each district, the third combines the previous two, and the final map shows the margin of victory in terms of absolute votes):









I guess it's unfortunate for Mitt Romney that the election is based on how people actually vote, and not based on square footage .