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11-22-2012, 06:18 PM
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Grey Squirrel
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The official "who gets stabbed or shot while waiting in shopping lines" thread
Soooo, Thanksgiving is winding down and idiots have been waiting in line all day to save a couple of bucks on a TV...how long before someone is shot or stabbed in those lines? You know it's going to happen 
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11-22-2012, 06:22 PM
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DC Crew
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Trampling doesn't count? 
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Yo soy el hombre con el queso del Diablo |
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11-22-2012, 06:34 PM
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Grey Squirrel
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Quote:
Originally Posted by DarthAWM
Trampling doesn't count? |
Only if someone dies
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11-22-2012, 07:33 PM
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Sir Dude
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I will take 5:23 AM ET. Death by suffocation just before a retailer unlocks at 5:30.
As I will be asleep in my own bed, let me know if I win...
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I can't tell if I'm dealing well with life these days or I just don't give a shit any more. |
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11-22-2012, 07:33 PM
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DC Crew
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Darwin
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11-22-2012, 07:48 PM
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.....I got dibs on mauled by bear while eating krispy kremes then accidently shot by cops......
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11-22-2012, 09:41 PM
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DC Crew
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My brother works security at the only Kmart left in Memphis so I'll post if any funny or tragic things occur there. Usually petty theft or other minor shit happens there.
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As FPSRussia says "As always.... Have nice day" |
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11-28-2012, 12:59 PM
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DC Pit Crew Boss
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It has now become a spectator event. People are lining up just to see the idiots.
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"Marines - Making the other guy die for his country for over 200 years." |
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11-28-2012, 01:30 PM
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DC Crew
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Junkman2008
It has now become a spectator event. People are lining up just to see the idiots.
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You participating or watching? 
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"yeah though I walk through the valley of the shadow of rice, I will fear no turbo for torque art with me. Thy rods and thy crankshaft, they comfort me." |
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11-28-2012, 01:48 PM
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Location: Crowley, TX
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Originally Posted by Junkman2008
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Wow. Un-bee-lievable. I wouldn't be near the front of one of those mobs for any kind of savings they could offer. Insane. 
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11-28-2012, 02:12 PM
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You've been pimped!!
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There was video of some dude in Sacramento that was cursing all kinds of ways at people pushing him and his kids.
No way...not for me. I can't even think of an item that I would be willing to deal with that for.
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"Alexa" - 1985 Z51 - In memory of the last Corvette Dad owned. |
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11-28-2012, 03:05 PM
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DC Pit Crew Boss
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Quote:
Originally Posted by walleyfisher
You participating or watching? |
After seeing that video, I'm going to show up next year with my hi-def camera! That video footage could make me some money!
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"Marines - Making the other guy die for his country for over 200 years." |
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11-28-2012, 04:13 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Junkman2008
After seeing that video, I'm going to show up next year with my hi-def camera! That video footage could make me some money!
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.... only if you show up with Ponch and a couple of midgets...
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11-28-2012, 08:19 PM
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DC Pit Crew Boss
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Quote:
Originally Posted by 92Roadster
.... only if you show up with Ponch and a couple of midgets... |
You sick puppy!
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"Marines - Making the other guy die for his country for over 200 years." |
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11-28-2012, 09:05 PM
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DC Crew
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holy jeez....
 Un-bee-lievable.
What a video....
Whew! holy crap...thank god I live in Canada.... 
I hope these people don't show up for the C7 unveiling
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"He was once a little green slab of clay...GUMBY!" |
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