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Old 11-22-2012, 06:18 PM   #1
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The official "who gets stabbed or shot while waiting in shopping lines" thread

Soooo, Thanksgiving is winding down and idiots have been waiting in line all day to save a couple of bucks on a TV...how long before someone is shot or stabbed in those lines? You know it's going to happen
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Old 11-22-2012, 06:22 PM   #2
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Trampling doesn't count?
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Trampling doesn't count?
Only if someone dies
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Old 11-22-2012, 07:33 PM   #4
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I will take 5:23 AM ET. Death by suffocation just before a retailer unlocks at 5:30.

As I will be asleep in my own bed, let me know if I win...
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.....I got dibs on mauled by bear while eating krispy kremes then accidently shot by cops......
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My brother works security at the only Kmart left in Memphis so I'll post if any funny or tragic things occur there. Usually petty theft or other minor shit happens there.
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Old 11-28-2012, 12:59 PM   #8
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It has now become a spectator event. People are lining up just to see the idiots.

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It has now become a spectator event. People are lining up just to see the idiots.
You participating or watching?
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It has now become a spectator event. People are lining up just to see the idiots.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rivL5...xuaIlYfVDLXxXA
Wow. Un-bee-lievable. I wouldn't be near the front of one of those mobs for any kind of savings they could offer. Insane.
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Old 11-28-2012, 02:12 PM   #11
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There was video of some dude in Sacramento that was cursing all kinds of ways at people pushing him and his kids.

No way...not for me. I can't even think of an item that I would be willing to deal with that for.
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You participating or watching?
After seeing that video, I'm going to show up next year with my hi-def camera! That video footage could make me some money!
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After seeing that video, I'm going to show up next year with my hi-def camera! That video footage could make me some money!
....only if you show up with Ponch and a couple of midgets...
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....only if you show up with Ponch and a couple of midgets...


You sick puppy!
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holy jeez....

Un-bee-lievable.
What a video....
Whew! holy crap...thank god I live in Canada....
I hope these people don't show up for the C7 unveiling
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