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Old 03-17-2017, 11:57 AM   #1
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I was at work one day, and this lady comes up to me and says "Hey Rick, I heard your sold your Mustang." I told her I did just sell it. She then asked me if I wanted to buy her Corvette. I told her no. She told me that she would let me have it real cheap. She told me the price and I asked what the catch was. She said her husband had been arrested with a hooker in that car. She had made him park it for the last 7 years and now she was tire of looking at it. I told her I was in. My daughter and I drove up to look at it. I got out of our car and started looking the Vette over. This guy comes out of the house and asks if he can help me. I tell him my name and I say that I'm there to pick up the car. He had no clue. His wife comes out and says that he is selling me the car or she is leaving him. He yells at her to pack her sh**. They started going at it and I left. When I got home, there was a message to come get the car.
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Old 03-17-2017, 01:51 PM   #2
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post pic's of the car and the hooker
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Old 03-17-2017, 04:22 PM   #3
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Or at the very least , pics of the hooker
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Old 03-17-2017, 06:38 PM   #4
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That's funny shit.
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Old 03-17-2017, 11:52 PM   #5
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Current 93 Ruby 40th Aniv Drop Top/ LT1/6-Spd

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