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06-26-2012, 04:03 PM
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Member since: Jun 2009
Location: Jersey Shore
My Corvette(s) 81 Coupe
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The Bible
Four brothers left home for college, and they became successful doctors
and lawyers.
One evening, they chatted after having dinner together. They
discussed the 95th birthday gifts they were able to give their elderly mother who moved
to Florida .
The first said, "You know I had a big house built for Mama."
The second said, "And I had a large theater built in the house."
The third said, "And I had my Mercedes dealer deliver an SL600 to her."
The fourth said, "You know how Mama loved reading the Bible and you know
she can't read anymore because she can't see very well. I met this
preacher who told me about a parrot who could recite the entire Bible. It took
ten preachers almost 8 years to teach him. I had to pledge to contribute
$50,000 a year for five years to the church, but it was worth it.
Mama only has to name the chapter and verse, and the parrot will recite it."
The other brothers were impressed. After the celebration Mama sent out
her "Thank You" notes.
She wrote: Milton , the house you built is so huge that I live in only one
room, but I have to clean the whole house. Thanks anyway."
"Marvin, I am too old to travel. I stay home; I have my groceries
delivered, so I never use the Mercedes. The thought was good. Thanks."
"Michael, you gave me an expensive theater with Dolby sound and it can
hold 50 people, but all of my friends are dead, I've lost my hearing,
and I'm nearly blind. I'll never use it. Thank you for the gesture just the
same."
"Dearest Melvin, you were the only son to have the good sense to give
a little thought to your gift. The chicken was delicious. Thank you so
much
Love Mama
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06-26-2012, 07:47 PM
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Posts: 15,611
Member #39596
Member since: Oct 2005
Location: Avondale, AZ
My Corvette(s) 04 Z06 aka The Black Widow
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My Black Widow
Most of my patients survive no matter what I do to them |
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06-27-2012, 02:01 AM
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Posts: 4,250
Member #66549
Member since: Nov 2007
Location: 75 in a 60
My Corvette(s) 2002 6-speed vert / 2003 Viper
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" A dream is fictional, a goal is possible "
" Laziness pays off now, Hard work pays off later " |
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06-27-2012, 12:27 PM
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Posts: 15,868
Member #67576
Member since: Nov 2007
Location: Schererville, IN
My Corvette(s) 1979 L82 4speed
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Didn't see that coming.
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I'm taking care of my procrastination issues, just you wait and see. |
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06-27-2012, 02:02 PM
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DC Pit Crew Boss
Posts: 11,149
Member #1057
Member since: May 2003
Location: Brandon, Fl
My Corvette(s) 88 convertible
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1988 Competition Yellow convertible
Florida muscle car guys click
here
Your Proctologist called, he found your head.
"My dog Minton ate two shuttlecocks yesterday."
"Bad Minton."
Open air box, K & N, Throttle body bypass, Air Foil, AFPR. Brodix heads, Harland Sharp 1.6 roller rockers, Lingenfelter cam, Superram, 2800 stall torque converter, 3:54 rear, Melrose exhaust system, long tube headers, 3" high flow cats, LT1 mufflers. ZR1 rims 17 x 9.5 front with 275's and 17 x 11 rear with 315's |
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