Lie Detector Robot
A father buys a lie detector robot that slaps when you lie.
He decides to test it out on his son at supper.
Dad says: "Where were you last night?"
Son says: "I was at the library."
The robot slaps the son.
Son says "OK, I was at a friend's house."
"Doing what?" asked the father.
Son says: "Watching a movie. Toy Story."
The robot slaps the son.
"OK, it was porn" cried the son.
The father yells "What? When I was your age I didn't know what porn was."
The robot slaps the father.
The mother laughs and says "He certainly is your son."
The robot slaps the mother.
