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Old 11-08-2012, 02:58 PM   #1
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(lame) Barry Obama jokes

A friend told Barry Obama follower: "Christmas is on a Friday this year." Barry Obama follower then said, "Let's hope it's not the 13th."
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Two Barry Obama followers find three grenades, and they decide to take them to a police station. One asked: "What if one explodes before we get there?" The other says: "We'll lie and say we only found two."
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A woman phoned her neighbor Barry Obama follower and said: "Close your curtains the next time you & your wife are having sex. The whole street was watching and laughing at you yesterday." To which the Barry Obama follower replied: "Well the joke's on all of you because I wasn't even at home yesterday."
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A Barry Obama follower is in the bathroom and his wife shouts: "Did you find the shampoo?" He answers, "Yes, but I'm not sure what to do... it's for dry hair, and I've just wet mine."
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A Barry Obama follower goes to the vet with his goldfish. "I think it's got epilepsy," he tells the vet. The vet takes a look and says, "It seems calm enough to me." The Barry Obama follower says, "Wait, I haven't taken it out of the bowl yet."
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A Barry Obama follower spies a letter lying on his doormat. It says on the envelope "DO NOT BEND ". He spends the next 2 hours trying to figure out how to pick it up.
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A Barry Obama follower shouts frantically into the phone "My wife is pregnant and her contractions are only two minutes apart!"
"Is this her first child?" asks the Doctor. "No!" he shouts, "this is her husband!"
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A Barry Obama follower was driving home, drunk as a skunk. Suddenly he has to swerve to avoid a tree, then another, then another. A cop car pulls him over, so he tells the cop about all the trees in the road. The cop says, "That's your air freshener swinging about!"
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A Barry Obama follower 's dog goes missing and he is frantic. His wife says "Why don't you put an ad in the paper?" He does, but two weeks later the dog is still missing. "What did you put in the paper?" his wife asks. "Here boy!" he replies.
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A Barry Obama follower is in jail. Guard looks in his cell and sees him hanging by his feet. "Just WHAT are you doing?" he asks.
"Hanging myself," the Barry Obama Follower replies. "It should be around your neck" says the guard. "I tried that," he replies, "but then I couldn't breathe."
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(This one actually makes sense.)
An Italian tourist asks a Barry Obama follower: "Why do Scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats?" To which the Barry Obama follower replies: "If they fell forward, they'd still be in the boat."
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So, you take a bunch of old jokes, and you replace the words "man" or "guy" with the Presidents name, and this has what relevance?

I can't believe I am even thinking of defending Obama, because I don't support him.

But, your posts and the posts of the GOP supporters are the very reason the republican party cannot grow in numbers.

The more GOP supporters type, blog or Ted Nugent or Donald Trump speaks, the more people RUN from the republican party like it's the Hindenburg.
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So, you take a bunch of old jokes, and you replace the words "man" or "guy" with the Presidents name, and this has what relevance?

I can't believe I am even thinking of defending Obama, because I don't support him.

But, your posts and the posts of the GOP supporters are the very reason the republican party cannot grow in numbers.

The more GOP supporters type, blog or Ted Nugent or Donald Trump speaks, the more people RUN from the republican party like it's the Hindenburg.
If only the hard core right could understand this. If only!
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Gee, for you Barry supporters even after you win you still have thin skin....Even can't take my original title, I have turned the other cheeck and will press on for the next 4 years hoping that people wake up to what makes the USA the leader and not the follower
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So, you take a bunch of old jokes, and you replace the words "man" or "guy" with the Presidents name, and this has what relevance?

I can't believe I am even thinking of defending Obama, because I don't support him.

But, your posts and the posts of the GOP supporters are the very reason the republican party cannot grow in numbers.

The more GOP supporters type, blog or Ted Nugent or Donald Trump speaks, the more people RUN from the republican party like it's the Hindenburg.

Lighten up Patrick, chill out, this is the lounge, any thing goes, right. If not then I think it may be time for me to go away, and I have been here a long long time.
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I'm noticing a lot of bitterness in Obama supporters since the election. You'd think they'd be happy? Didn't they get what they wanted?

Or are they just now realizing that they too are stuck with Barry for another 4 years?
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I'm noticing a lot of bitterness in Obama supporters since the election. You'd think they'd be happy? Didn't they get what they wanted?

Or are they just now realizing that they too are stuck with Barry for another 4 years?
And you plan to win supporters from the other side with post like this how? Don't you understand that this is why you've alienated so many possible followers?
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I think those jokes are just as funny as the Bush jokes were.
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I think those jokes are just as funny as the Bush jokes were.
That's because they are.

Of course not if you're thin skinned.
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And you plan to win supporters from the other side with post like this how? Don't you understand that this is why you've alienated so many possible followers?
I didn't know I was running against Obama? Wow.

No wonder Romney lost!

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I didn't know I was running against Obama? Wow.

No wonder Romney lost!

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That's because you don't have THE BALLS to run for office! All you can do is sit in your fallout shelter and hurl insults! What have you done for this country??? If you know so much about what is needed, why haven't you contributed to the solution? Oh that's right, I asked that question in a few other threads and you ran and hid because all you can contribute is your daily dose of bitchin'.

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That's because you don't have THE BALLS to run for office! All you can do is sit in your fallout shelter and hurl insults! What have you done for this country??? If you know so much about what is needed, why haven't you contributed to the solution? Oh that's right, I asked that question in a few other threads and you ran and hid because all you can contribute is your daily dose of bitchin'.

Tits on a pig man, tits on a pig.
Am I now racist too because I mentioned you have thin skin?

Get over yourself already. I'm not the one hurling insults.
Just asking questions that you don't want to face.
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Am I now racist too because I mentioned you have thin skin?

Get over yourself already. I'm not the one hurling insults.
Just asking questions that you don't want to face.
OMG! OMG!

Where did I say ANYTHING about you being racist? Dude, you're not taking your meds, right? I mean talk about left field, where did you pull that one from?
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OMG! OMG!

Where did I say ANYTHING about you being racist? Dude, you're not taking your meds, right? I mean talk about left field, where did you pull that one from?
Just moving on to your next step.
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