Florida couple Jeremie Calo and Tiffani Lynn Barganier, both
32, were apprehended on Monday by police after allegedly
having sex on top of an outdoor table at an Orange County
restaurant, the Smoking Gun reports. Restaurant manager
Tom Murphy told officials that several customers complained
about the couple, noting that
they were in full view of minor
children, the police report states.
This isn’t one of those go back to your buddies and hi-five,
“Bro, I can’t believe you did that you’re so cool.” This is one
of those, “Dude, you’re f$cking moron.” This isn’t even one
of those, “Damn that’s hot, I’m kind of turned on situations.”
This is one of those, “Dude, you’re f$cking morons” This isn’t
even one of those, “Baby, I can’t resist I need to have you
now”. This is one of those,”Dude…… YOU’RE F$CKING
MORONS”.
