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Old 11-22-2012, 06:55 PM   #1
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Subject: Prison Escape
> A man escapes from a prison where he's been locked up
> for 15 years.
> He breaks into a house to look for money and guns. Inside,
> he finds a young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of
> bed and ties him to a chair.
> While tying the homeowner's wife to the bed, the convict
> gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes
> into the bathroom.
> While he's in there, the husband whispers over to his wife,
> 'Listen, this guy is an escaped convict. Look at his clothes!
> He's probably spent a lot of time in jail and hasn't seen a
> woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck.
> If he wants sex, don't resist, don't whatever
> he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates
> you. This guy is obviously very dangerous. If he gets angry,
> he'll kill us both. Be strong, honey. I love you!'
> His wife responds, 'He wasn't kissing my neck.
> He was whispering in my ear.
> He told me that he's gay, thinks you're cute,
> and asked if we had any Vaseline. I told him
> it was in the bathroom.
> Be strong. I love you too!'
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