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01-10-2013, 05:08 PM
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Posts: 4,407
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Member since: Jun 2009
Location: Jersey Shore
My Corvette(s)
81 Coupe
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Oh Nurse !!!!!!
A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose. A young student nurse appears and gives him a partial sponge bath.
"Nurse,"' he mumbles from behind the mask, "are my testicles black?"
Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, "I don't know, Sir. I'm only here to wash your upper body and feet."
He struggles to ask again, "Nurse, please check for me. Are my testicles black?"
Concerned that he might elevate his blood pressure and heart rate from worrying about his testicles, she overcomes her embarrassment and pulls back the covers.
She raises his gown, holds his manhood in one hand and his testicles gently in the other.
She looks very closely and says, "There's nothing wrong with them, Sir. They look fine."
The man slowly pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her, and says very slowly, "Thank you very much. That was wonderful. Now listen very, very closely:
Are - my - test -results- back ?
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01-10-2013, 08:13 PM
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DC Crew
Posts: 31,937
Member #1067
Member since: May 2003
Location: Brandon, FL.
My Corvette(s)
Rare 1987 bright red
Thanks: 23
Thanked 55 Times in 38 Posts
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Sampson 9/22/97-1/1/05
Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read
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01-10-2013, 08:57 PM
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DC Crew
Posts: 641
Member #21788
Member since: Nov 2004
Location: Ohio, USA
My Corvette(s)
2001 Coupe- Sold now drive Cadillac CTS-V (4 door Vette)
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LMFAO !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Why is it easier to be a conservative than a liberal? Because it is easier to give a man the finger than a helping hand. At the same time I also believe that I should lend a helping hand from my own pocket not everyone else's pocket. |
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01-10-2013, 09:48 PM
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DC Crew
Posts: 372
Member #114747
Member since: Nov 2010
Location: Lake Havasu City, AZ
My Corvette(s)
1984 L83/MD8 red coupe
Thanks: 45
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This Vette was a long time comin'....
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01-11-2013, 07:11 AM
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DC Crew
Posts: 1,064
Member #105729
Member since: May 2010
Location: North Georgia
My Corvette(s)
09 Coupe
Thanks: 25
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LOL!!! The wifes a nurse. She's getting this one emailed to her.  
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"Attack life fully armed" " Navy Vet"
93 Torch Red Coupe - Sold
01 Torch Red Vert - Traded |
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