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Old 01-28-2013, 11:57 PM   #1
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Do you get distracted easily...

....not me..

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Old 01-29-2013, 02:30 PM   #2
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....not me..

A mother was sitting in the waiting room with her blind son, who was reading a book in braille while waiting.

In walks the front desk receptionist, a very blessed and attractive young lady indeed.

She says with a smile, OK, you can come in now.

As the mother and son walk by, he reaches out with both hands and starts touching her assets.

The receptionist was shocked!

Mom turns to her son and says . . . now Tommy, how many times do I have to tell you . . . it is not polite to STARE!

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Old 01-29-2013, 02:46 PM   #3
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....what were you saying?....
I think he was saying.....uhhhh......mmmmm.....what did you ask?
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Old 01-29-2013, 05:18 PM   #6
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Dammit . . . I was distracted and the wife walks up behind me AGAIN!

Says I told her this was a Corvette site
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I have always had the ability to concentr............... Look! A puppy!
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Why do they call it "common sense" when, in fact, it has become so uncommon?

That's my opinion, it outta be your's.
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I have always had the ability to concentr............... Look! A puppy!
I see 2 puppies.
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Is it just me or is her left "puppy" not really a match to her right ? I have been staring at these, even used the magnifier tool, but just cant seem to decide if it even matters. Either way Id like to shake her dads hand and say Job well done.
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Is it just me or is her left "puppy" not really a match to her right ? I have been staring at these, even used the magnifier tool, but just cant seem to decide if it even matters. Either way Id like to shake her dads hand and say Job well done.
...... .....don't stare too long, you'll go blind....
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. . . Either way Id like to shake her dads hand and say Job well done.
I seriously doubt that dad was the source for these puppies
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I seriously doubt that dad was the source for these puppies
....maybe mom hand big "boobs" and dad had big "moobs"....
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I think those were surgically enhanced and yes they look lopsided. Regardless they are nice to look at. I'd like to see if the back matches the front.
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