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Old 02-01-2013, 06:14 AM   #1
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You know you live in a Country run by idiots if...
You can get arrested for expired tags on your car but not for being in the country illegally.
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You know you live in a Country run by idiots if...
You have to have your parents signature to go on a school field trip but not to get an abortion.
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An 80 year old woman can be stripped searched by the TSA but a Muslim woman in a burka is only subject to having her neck and head searched.
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Your government believes that the best way to eradicate trillions of dollars of debt is to spend trillions more of our money.
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A seven year old boy can be thrown out of school for calling his teacher "cute" but hosting a sexual exploration or diversity class in grade school is perfectly acceptable.
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The Supreme Court of the United States can rule that lower courts cannot display the 10 Commandments in their courtroom, while sitting in front of a display of the 10 Commandments.
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Children are forcibly removed from parents who appropriately discipline them while children of "underprivileged" drug addicts are left to rot in filth infested cesspools of a “home”.
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Hard work and success are rewarded with higher taxes and government intrusion, while some slothful, lazy behavior is rewarded with EBT cards, WIC checks, Medicaid, subsidized housing, and free cell phones.
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The government's plan for getting people back to work is to provide 99 weeks of unemployment checks (to not work).
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Being self-sufficient is considered a threat to the government.
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Politicians think that stripping away the amendments to the constitution is really protecting the rights of the people.
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The rights of the Government come before the rights of the individual.
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You pay your mortgage faithfully, denying yourself the newest big screen TV while your neighbor defaults on his mortgage (while buying iPhones, TV's and new cars) and the government forgives his debt and reduces his mortgage (with your tax dollars).
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Being stripped of the ability to defend yourself makes you "safe".
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Old 02-01-2013, 07:22 AM   #2
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You know you live in a Country run by idiots
when a newly elected president writes an executive
order a few days after his first inauguration,
for the purpose of closing Guantanamo and he
says it will be closed in no less than one year.
Then 4 years later, after his 2nd inauguration,
Guantanamo is still open but he closes the
office that he had put in charge of shutting it down.

Meanwhile, unemployment has gone up
to 7.9% and what does he do?
He shuts down the jobs council that he
proudly announced 4 years ago.

Here's Your Sign!
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You know you live in a Country run by idiots
when a newly elected president writes an executive
order a few days after his first inauguration,
for the purpose of closing Guantanamo and he
says it will be closed in no less than one year.
Then 4 years later, after his 2nd inauguration,
Guantanamo is still open but he closes the
office that he had put in charge of shutting it down.

Meanwhile, unemployment has gone up
to 7.9% and what does he do?
He shuts down the jobs council that he
proudly announced 4 years ago.

Here's Your Sign!
That "jobs council" hadn't met in years.
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