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07-30-2004, 04:57 AM
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Funny Driving sayings
I have a cousin who used to have some funny little quips. I can only remember one.
**If you've got no where to go, drive there real slow.
What are some funny ones that some of you know?
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07-30-2004, 05:22 AM
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Your not lost unless you care where you are.
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RACING...Because with baseball, football, basketball, tennis, and golf, you only need one ball
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07-30-2004, 07:07 AM
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Drive slow and hurry back.
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07-30-2004, 10:48 AM
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Re: Funny Driving sayings
Quote:
Originally posted by Nina
I have a cousin who used to have some funny little quips. I can only remember one.
**If you've got no where to go, drive there real slow.
What are some funny ones that some of you know?
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"Drives like he/she has a potato chip up their ass and are afraid to crack it"
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07-30-2004, 02:32 PM
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Re: Re: Funny Driving sayings
Quote:
Originally posted by leozrada
"Drives like he/she has a potato chip up their ass and are afraid to crack it"
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07-30-2004, 07:09 PM
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"I've got no where to go, and all day to get there." 
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1988 Competition Yellow convertible
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Your Proctologist called, he found your head. 
"My dog Minton ate two shuttlecocks yesterday."
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07-30-2004, 10:08 PM
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Hurry up and wait.....
Get the fuck out of the fast lane...... 
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07-30-2004, 10:33 PM
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Quote:
Originally posted by hawaii-5-lo
... Get the fuck out of the fast lane......
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My good for the day..
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07-30-2004, 10:40 PM
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What are all these people doing on the wrong side of the road?
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