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Old 07-30-2004, 04:57 AM   #1
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Funny Driving sayings

I have a cousin who used to have some funny little quips. I can only remember one.
**If you've got no where to go, drive there real slow.

What are some funny ones that some of you know?
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I have a cousin who used to have some funny little quips. I can only remember one.
**If you've got no where to go, drive there real slow.

What are some funny ones that some of you know?
"Drives like he/she has a potato chip up their ass and are afraid to crack it"
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"Drives like he/she has a potato chip up their ass and are afraid to crack it"
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"I've got no where to go, and all day to get there."
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Get the fuck out of the fast lane......
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... Get the fuck out of the fast lane......
My good for the day..

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What are all these people doing on the wrong side of the road?
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