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3 women in Mexico (joke)
Three women go down to Mexico one night to celebrate college graduation. They get drunk and wake up in jail, only to find that they are to be executed in the morning, though none of them can remember what they did the night before.
The first one, a redhead, is strapped in the electric chair and is asked if she has any last words. She says, "I just graduated from Trinity Bible College and believe in the almighty power of God to intervene on the behalf of the innocent."They throw the switch and nothing happens. They all immediately fall to the floor on their knees, beg for forgiveness and release her.
The second one, a brunette, is strapped in and gives her last words. "I just graduated from the Harvard School of Law and I believe in the power of justice to intervene on the part of the innocent." They throw the switch and again, nothing happens. Again they all immediately fall to their knees, beg for forgiveness and release her.
The last one (you knew it), a blonde, is strapped in and says, "Well, I'm from the Louisiana State University and just graduated with a degree in Electrical Engineering, and I'll tell ya'll right now, ya'll ain't gonna electrocute nobody if you don't plug this thing in.
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08-07-2007, 08:52 PM
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Only green will do...
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Have to love those blondes  |
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08-07-2007, 08:57 PM
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08-07-2007, 09:07 PM
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08-07-2007, 09:25 PM
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08-08-2007, 05:40 AM
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08-08-2007, 08:03 AM
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08-08-2007, 02:17 PM
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 Hmmm...why did the blonde have to be from LSU? |
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08-08-2007, 07:53 PM
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08-09-2007, 07:32 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by umop_apisdn
Hmmm...why did the blonde have to be from LSU? |
If we have to explain it, then...................... |
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10-29-2009, 09:38 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Larry D1000
Hmmm...why did the blonde have to be from LSU? |
why will be executed in Mexico? we make love to those beautiful blondes, just a joke   |
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10-29-2009, 09:44 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by vettelover#1
why will be executed in Mexico? we make love to those beautiful blondes, just a joke |
8-7-2007  Did you dig up an old thread or what?
It's still funny though!  |
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10-29-2009, 10:53 PM
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10-30-2009, 07:57 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by bsandy1
Three women go down to Mexico one night to celebrate college graduation. They get drunk and wake up in jail, only to find that they are to be executed in the morning, though none of them can remember what they did the night before.
The first one, a redhead, is strapped in the electric chair and is asked if she has any last words. She says, "I just graduated from Trinity Bible College and believe in the almighty power of God to intervene on the behalf of the innocent."They throw the switch and nothing happens. They all immediately fall to the floor on their knees, beg for forgiveness and release her.
The second one, a brunette, is strapped in and gives her last words. "I just graduated from the Harvard School of Law and I believe in the power of justice to intervene on the part of the innocent." They throw the switch and again, nothing happens. Again they all immediately fall to their knees, beg for forgiveness and release her.
The last one (you knew it), a blonde, is strapped in and says, "Well, I'm from the Louisiana State University and just graduated with a degree in Electrical Engineering, and I'll tell ya'll right now, ya'll ain't gonna electrocute nobody if you don't plug this thing in.
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Bob88
If we have to explain it, then...................... |
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Bush did it... all. |
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11-03-2009, 01:14 PM
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DC Crew
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Quote:
Originally Posted by REDHTC6GIRL
8-7-2007 Did you dig up an old thread or what?
It's still funny though! |
I donīt understand 
can you explain?  |
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