Originally Posted by SC-Razor

.....I decided to get "new friends"

Originally Posted by MIKEETC

"...the dry desert air in Bahrain (is that where he went?) affected my olfactory abilities. Plus Michael Jackson was in Bahrain, too, and he made us all wear face masks so I haven't smelled a thing since..."

Originally Posted by stilcrazee

SC Razor and his family, just back from Spring Break. They had been travelling quite a while and were extremely hungry. Steve sniffed the air and said "damn that smells good, what's for dinner. After the resulting hysterical laughter, Steve realized what the smell was and offered the excuse..

Originally Posted by poudre

"I would love to more than you can possibly imagine. The tears on my pillow bespeak the pain in my heart." "I cannot because I have forgotten my Viagra and both of you apparently have run out of

They seemed genuinely happy with with this explanation and agreed that they had what they described as a "minor tooting problem". At that moment in walked ......................

Originally Posted by FReaKyJeRoeN

sleep with our three in 1 bed, but I declined professionally by saying..

Originally Posted by FReaKyJeRoeN

started puking.. Well, that made a strange noise so one of the two came into the bathroom (of which I forgot to lock the door) and asked me 'Was my homemade birthdaycake SO bad?!', and as kind as I am, I didn't want to tell her the truth so...

Originally Posted by poudre

went outside to get in my car but I dismissed that idea when I saw her playing ball with a friend after having eaten a couple of cakes and candy bars.

Everyone at the birthday party, including myself, was turned on by the skimpy, very revealing bathing suits she and her friend were wearing. Instead of leaving, I.....

Originally Posted by rjent

she was so overjoyed she reached for me and slipped, as I felt her weight cover me a thought, damn, I would rather go out single in a Corvette blasting 150 mph into a truck, so I ...

Originally Posted by poudre

"Please, Please don't make me replace the car."
"I can never, never force myself to say goodby."
"I will remove the label immediately, sue GM for placing it on the car, and give you a big birthday party."

Her anger subsided when she first tasted the birthday cake and candy bar so ......

Originally Posted by rjent

told me to:
1) remove the label
2) replace the car
3) say goodbye
to which you retorted ...

Originally Posted by poudre

meet women. I met my girlfriend because of my Corvette. Although she gets horny and moderately aroused when around Corvettes, she is also very upset about the GM warning label that came on my Corvette ...........

I guess that I would be too, if I were her. When she saw this label she ..............

Originally Posted by rjent

One of the reasons we drive Corvettes, so we get to ...

Originally Posted by poudre

an excellent way to haul her, and thanks for the idea, but how can one hold hands, play kissy poo and be involved in hanky panky while driving if she is in the trailer and I'm in the Corvette? Hanky panky is ..........