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03-27-2006 10:16 PM
poudre
Quote:
Originally Posted by SC-Razor
.....I decided to get "new friends"

as well as place "NO" stickers on my sunvisors





Hopefully the problem will be ended but ..............
03-27-2006 06:06 PM
SC-Razor
Quote:
Originally Posted by MIKEETC
"...the dry desert air in Bahrain (is that where he went?) affected my olfactory abilities. Plus Michael Jackson was in Bahrain, too, and he made us all wear face masks so I haven't smelled a thing since..."
.....I decided to get "new friends"
03-27-2006 05:18 PM
MIKEETC
Quote:
Originally Posted by stilcrazee
SC Razor and his family, just back from Spring Break. They had been travelling quite a while and were extremely hungry. Steve sniffed the air and said "damn that smells good, what's for dinner. After the resulting hysterical laughter, Steve realized what the smell was and offered the excuse..
"...the dry desert air in Bahrain (is that where he went?) affected my olfactory abilities. Plus Michael Jackson was in Bahrain, too, and he made us all wear face masks so I haven't smelled a thing since..."
03-27-2006 04:47 PM
stilcrazee
Quote:
Originally Posted by poudre
"I would love to more than you can possibly imagine. The tears on my pillow bespeak the pain in my heart." "I cannot because I have forgotten my Viagra and both of you apparently have run out of

They seemed genuinely happy with with this explanation and agreed that they had what they described as a "minor tooting problem". At that moment in walked ......................
SC Razor and his family, just back from Spring Break. They had been travelling quite a while and were extremely hungry. Steve sniffed the air and said "damn that smells good, what's for dinner. After the resulting hysterical laughter, Steve realized what the smell was and offered the excuse..
03-27-2006 04:40 PM
poudre
Quote:
Originally Posted by FReaKyJeRoeN
sleep with our three in 1 bed, but I declined professionally by saying..
"I would love to more than you can possibly imagine. The tears on my pillow bespeak the pain in my heart." "I cannot because I have forgotten my Viagra and both of you apparently have run out of



They seemed genuinely happy with with this explanation and agreed that they had what they described as a "minor tooting problem". At that moment in walked ......................
03-27-2006 04:08 PM
FReaKyJeRoeN sleep with our three in 1 bed, but I declined professionally by saying..
03-27-2006 03:12 PM
poudre
Quote:
Originally Posted by FReaKyJeRoeN
started puking.. Well, that made a strange noise so one of the two came into the bathroom (of which I forgot to lock the door) and asked me 'Was my homemade birthdaycake SO bad?!', and as kind as I am, I didn't want to tell her the truth so...

I told them that the spoonful I got after they were done eating was wonderful. I also let them know that between the two of them (as I had observed while they were playing ball) I was very fortunate to have observed more cleavage than the total amount I saw on the crowded nude beach I visited in California.


They thanked me for the compliment and became so excited about being complimented that they forgot about the fact that I was puking. They then invited me to .............
03-27-2006 01:30 PM
FReaKyJeRoeN started puking.. Well, that made a strange noise so one of the two came into the bathroom (of which I forgot to lock the door) and asked me 'Was my homemade birthdaycake SO bad?!', and as kind as I am, I didn't want to tell her the truth so...
03-27-2006 01:14 PM
Hincapie
Quote:
Originally Posted by poudre
went outside to get in my car but I dismissed that idea when I saw her playing ball with a friend after having eaten a couple of cakes and candy bars.

Everyone at the birthday party, including myself, was turned on by the skimpy, very revealing bathing suits she and her friend were wearing. Instead of leaving, I.....

went to the bathroom, where i ...
03-27-2006 12:54 PM
poudre
Quote:
Originally Posted by rjent
she was so overjoyed she reached for me and slipped, as I felt her weight cover me a thought, damn, I would rather go out single in a Corvette blasting 150 mph into a truck, so I ...
went outside to get in my car but I dismissed that idea when I saw her playing ball with a friend after having eaten a couple of cakes and candy bars.




Everyone at the birthday party, including myself, was turned on by the skimpy, very revealing bathing suits she and her friend were wearing. Instead of leaving, I.....
03-27-2006 12:42 PM
rjent
Quote:
Originally Posted by poudre
"Please, Please don't make me replace the car."
"I can never, never force myself to say goodby."
"I will remove the label immediately, sue GM for placing it on the car, and give you a big birthday party."

Her anger subsided when she first tasted the birthday cake and candy bar so ......
she was so overjoyed she reached for me and slipped, as I felt her weight cover me a thought, damn, I would rather go out single in a Corvette blasting 150 mph into a truck, so I ...
03-27-2006 12:33 PM
poudre
Quote:
Originally Posted by rjent
told me to:
1) remove the label
2) replace the car
3) say goodbye
to which you retorted ...

"Please, Please don't make me replace the car."
"I can never, never force myself to say goodby."
"I will remove the label immediately, sue GM for placing it on the car, and give you a big birthday party."





Her anger subsided when she first tasted the birthday cake and candy bar so ......
03-27-2006 12:28 PM
rjent
Quote:
Originally Posted by poudre
meet women. I met my girlfriend because of my Corvette. Although she gets horny and moderately aroused when around Corvettes, she is also very upset about the GM warning label that came on my Corvette ...........

I guess that I would be too, if I were her. When she saw this label she ..............
told me to:
1) remove the label
2) replace the car
3) say goodbye
to which you retorted ...
03-27-2006 12:08 PM
poudre
Quote:
Originally Posted by rjent
One of the reasons we drive Corvettes, so we get to ...

meet women. I met my girlfriend because of my Corvette. Although she gets horny and moderately aroused when around Corvettes, she is also very upset about the GM warning label that came on my Corvette ...........





I guess that I would be upset as well, if I were her. When she saw this label she ..............
03-27-2006 11:59 AM
rjent
Quote:
Originally Posted by poudre
an excellent way to haul her, and thanks for the idea, but how can one hold hands, play kissy poo and be involved in hanky panky while driving if she is in the trailer and I'm in the Corvette? Hanky panky is ..........
One of the reasons we drive Corvettes, so we get to ...
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