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The Torch 08-20-2019 04:19 AM

Where to eat?
 
A group of 15 year old boys discussed where they should meet for dinner. It was agreed they would meet at the McDonald痴 next to Captain Jack痴 Seafood Grille because they only had six dollars among them, they could ride their bikes there, and Jennie Webster, that cute girl in Social Studies, lives on the same street and they might see her.
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Ten years later, the group of now 25 year old guys discussed where they should meet for dinner. It was agreed they would meet at Captain Jack痴 Seafood Grille because the beer was cheap, the bar had free snacks, the house band was good, there was no cover charge and there were lot of cute girls.
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Ten years later, at 35 years of age, the group once again discussed where they should meet for dinner. It was decided they would meet at Captain Jack痴 Seafood Grille because the booze was good, it was near their gym and, if they went late enough, there wouldn稚 be too many whiny little kids.
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Ten years later, at 45, the group once again discussed where they should meet for dinner. It was agreed they would meet at Captain Jack痴 Seafood Grille, because the martinis were big and the waitresses wore tight pants.
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Ten years later, now 55, the group once again discussed where they should meet for dinner. It was agreed they would meet at Captain Jack痴 Seafood Grille, because the prices were reasonable, they have a nice wine list and fish is good for your cholesterol.
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Ten years later, at 65 years of age, the group once again discussed where they should meet for dinner. It was agreed they would meet at Captain Jack痴 Seafood Grille, because the lighting was good and they have an early bird special.
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Ten years later, at 75 years of age, the group once again discussed where they should meet for dinner. It was agreed they would meet at Captain Jack痴 Seafood Grille, because the food was not too spicy and the restaurant was handicapped-accessible.
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Ten years later, at 85 years of age, the group once again discussed where they should meet for dinner. It was agreed they would meet at Captain Jack痴 Seafood Grille because they had never been there before.

1963SS 08-20-2019 02:37 PM

I turned 73 today and that ain't funny. Well, maybe it did get a grin. I can relate.:laughing:

KennyGS 08-20-2019 03:30 PM

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Originally Posted by 1963SS (Post 3438886)
I turned 73 today and that ain't funny. Well, maybe it did get a grin. I can relate.:laughing:

Happy birthday! :cheers:


That Captain Jack痴 must be a hell of a good place- staying in business all those years.

Night Stalker 08-20-2019 03:40 PM

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Originally Posted by 1963SS (Post 3438886)
I turned 73 today and that ain't funny. Well, maybe it did get a grin. I can relate.:laughing:

Another happy birthday !

The Torch 08-21-2019 12:37 AM

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Originally Posted by 1963SS (Post 3438886)
I turned 73 today and that ain't funny. Well, maybe it did get a grin. I can relate.:laughing:

I hope you had a happy birthday.

1963SS 08-21-2019 11:08 AM

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I hope you had a happy birthday.

I was told I had a ball and that my Karaoke voice sucked. I don't remember the microphone. I believe some adult libation was involved.:laughing:

autowiz 08-21-2019 05:45 PM

Oh man, Happy belated birthday bud. I'm sorry I didn't check in yesterday and see. I can only hope I am still kicking let alone driving cool cars into my 70's. :thumbsup:

The Torch 08-22-2019 03:07 AM

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Originally Posted by autowiz (Post 3438918)
Oh man, Happy belated birthday bud. I'm sorry I didn't check in yesterday and see. I can only hope I am still kicking let alone driving cool cars into my 70's. :thumbsup:

Me too. But it's a lot closer for me than for you. One more birthday and I hit the year number seven-oh

raidmagic 08-22-2019 01:59 PM

I didn't know where the hell that was going. Good one.

On a side note when you hover over a thread title you get a small preview. Yours is

Thread Title "Where to eat?"

Preview "A group of 15 year old boys"





Hence:


"Where to eat a group of 15 year old boys"



I thought we might have to contact the authorities. :rolling::rolling:







Side, side note.

Happy Birthday 1963SS

autowiz 08-22-2019 03:25 PM

:rolling: That ain't right.

Chuck A 08-25-2019 07:26 AM

Very funny, indeed


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