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blckslvr79 03-15-2010 02:10 PM

Let's offend everyone
 
Q. What's the Cuban National Anthem???

A. Row, Row, Row Your Boat.




Q. Where does an Irish family go on vacation???

A. A different bar..




Q. What did the Chinese couple name their tan, curly-haired baby???

A. Sum Ting Wong.




Q. What do you call it when an Italian has one arm shorter than the other???

A. A speech impediment.




Q. Why aren't there any Puerto Ricans on Star Trek ???

A. Because they're not going to work in the future either.




Q. Why do Driver Ed classes in redneck, Kentucky, schools use the car only on Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays???

A. Because on Tuesday and Thursday, the Sex Ed class uses it.




Q. What's the difference between a southern zoo and a northern zoo???

A. The southern zoo has a description of the animal along with a recipe.




Q How do you get a sweet little 80-year-old lady to say the 'F' word???

A. Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell, 'BINGO!'




Q. What's the difference between a northern fairytale and a southern fairytale???

A. A northern fairytale begins...'Once upon a time....'

A southern fairytale begins..... 'Y'all ain't gonna believe this shit.'




Q. Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team???

A. Because all the Mexicans who can run, jump or swim are already in the United States.


:lookinup:

monsolo2 03-15-2010 02:18 PM

:rolling: :rolling: :rolling:

blckslvr79 03-15-2010 02:18 PM

Feel free to add to the list. :D

blckslvr79 03-15-2010 02:33 PM

O COME WOK TODAY!'

Hung Chow calls his work and says, 'Hey, I no come wok today, I really sick . Got headache, stomach ache and legs hurt, I no come wok.'

The boss says, 'You know something, Hung Chow, I really need you today. When I feel sick like you do, I go to my wife and tell her to give me sex. That makes everything better and I go to work. You try that.

Two hours later Hung Chow calls again. 'I do what you say and I feel great. I be at wok soon.......You got nice house'.

Double_Take 03-15-2010 02:39 PM

:rolling: :rolling:

What's better than winning a gold medal in the special olypics?

Not being retarded.


Why dont women need umbrellas?

It doesnt rain between the kitchen and the bedroom.



This is one of my favs:

Quote:

Q. Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team???

A. Because all the Mexicans who can run, jump or swim are already in the United States.

Drakarula 03-15-2010 02:40 PM

Why doesn't Poland have a Ice Hockey team for the Olympics. They all drowned while practicing in the summer!! :rolling:

blckslvr79 03-15-2010 03:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Drakarula (Post 1672178)
Why doesn't Poland have a Ice Hockey team for the Olympics. They all drowned while practicing in the summer!! :rolling:

:rolling:
....and I'm Polish! :thumbsup:

walleyfisher 03-15-2010 03:23 PM

Q. Do you know why polish last names all end in ski?
A. They don't know how to spell toboggan

Q. What do you get when you cross a Mexican and a German?
A. A Beaner-Schnitzel

sfallison 03-15-2010 03:29 PM

How does a Polack know which way to put on his underware?

Yellow side - Front
Brown side - Back

blckslvr79 03-15-2010 03:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sfallison (Post 1672222)
How does a Polack know which way to put on his underware?

Yellow side - Front
Brown side - Back

:thud:

kwplot34 03-15-2010 03:46 PM

What did the Blond say when she looked into a box of cheerios???


Look donut seeds

blckslvr79 03-15-2010 04:11 PM

Q: How do you improve the appearance of a Mustang?
A: Park it between two Vettes! :thumbsup:

damynkee 03-15-2010 04:14 PM

Q. How do you sink and Italian battleship?
A. Put it in water.


Two indians were talking:

Indian 1: "Standing Deer, how did you get your name?"
Indian 2: "My father looked out of the teepee at the moment I was born, and there was a deer standing in the field..........why do you ask Two Dogs Fucking?"

blckslvr79 03-15-2010 04:21 PM

Here's one for all the nurse's on D.C. :thumbsup:

I went to see the nurse this morning for my annual check-up. She said I had to stop wanking. When I asked why she said, "Because I'm trying to examine you!"

blckslvr79 03-15-2010 04:24 PM

A woman is shopping at a grocery store. She picks up a half gallon of skim milk, 2 loaves of wheat bread, one dozen organic eggs, and some carrots. She goes to the checkout line.
"You must be single." the clerk says.
Amazed at the flattering insight of the clerk, the woman says, "Yes I am. How could you tell?".
"Because you're ugly".


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