Bob88 went to the local drug store and asked the pharmacist for Viagra. The pharmacist said, "That's no problem. How many do you want?"
Bob answered, "Just a few, maybe four, but cut each one into four pieces."
The pharmacist said, "That won't do you any good."
Bob said, "That's all right. I'm old - I don't need them for sex anymore. I just want it to stick out far enough so I don't pee on my shoes."