I have a patient with a thick Cajun accent who always has a joke or two. He sounds just like Justin Wilson when he tells them. Had a pretty good one this morning:
Two five year old twins, Jimmy and Johnny, spend a whole day watching workmen build a house on their block. That evening, Jimmy says to Johnny, "Tomorrow, let's start talking in man talk". Johnny says fine and they go to sleep. Next morning at the breakfast table, mom says to Jimmy, "What would you like for breakfast, darling?". Jimmy says, "I'll have bowl of them damn cornflakes, woman." Mom says "What did you say, young man?" Jimmy says, "I said I want a bowl of them damn cornflakes!". Mom grabs him up and sits him in the corner and says she will deal with him in a minute. She goes to Johnny and asks what he wants for breakfast. He says, "I don't know, but I damn sure don't want no corn flakes."