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Old 03-16-2010, 09:14 AM   #46
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What do you call a prostitute with a runny nose?
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I'm taking care of my procrastination issues, just you wait and see.
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Q: How do you circumcise a redneck?

A: Kick his sister in the jaw.
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Old 03-16-2010, 09:32 AM   #48
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In Texas we have Aggie jokes instead of Polack jokes.

Did you hear about the Aggie parachute? It opens on impact.

Aggie sex manual:
Page 1 - In
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Old 03-16-2010, 12:43 PM   #49
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What do you call a guy with no arms and legs on your doorstep?

Matt


What do you call a guy with no arms and legs in your hot-tub?

Stew

What do you call a guy with no arms and legs on your wall?

Art

What do you call a guy with no arms and legs stuffed into an envelope?

Bill
And one more:

What do you call a guy with no arms and legs floating in the ocean?

Bob
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Old 03-16-2010, 12:45 PM   #50
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And one more:

What do you call a guy with no arms and legs floating in the ocean?

Bob
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a lion cage?

fucked.

What do you call a Mexican woman with no legs?

Consuelo.
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Old 03-16-2010, 01:05 PM   #51
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Oprah is making a doctor visit and upon entering the office he tells her to remove all her clothes. When she's done he tells her to get down and kneel on all fours. He tells her then to start crawling around the room having her stop occasionally. Oprah asks what this has to do with why she's there. The doctor tells her absolutely nothing. He just wanted to get an idea of where his new black leather couch that was being delivered later that day would look best.
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Old 03-16-2010, 01:40 PM   #52
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What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a pile of leaves?

Russell.

What do you call TWO guys with no arms and no legs, hanging in a window?

Curt 'n Rod.
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Old 03-16-2010, 01:55 PM   #53
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Q: How do you circumcise a redneck?

A: Kick his sister in the jaw.
how do you circumcise a greek?

kick his brother in the jaw
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Old 03-16-2010, 02:00 PM   #54
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how do you circumcise a greek?

kick his brother in the jaw
How do the greeks separate the men from the boys?

With a crowbar.
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-Kyle

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Old 03-16-2010, 02:15 PM   #55
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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs lying in a ditch?

Phill



How do you tell if Obama is lying?

His lips are moving
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Old 03-16-2010, 03:50 PM   #56
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How do the greeks separate the men from the boys?

With a crowbar.
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A man is jogging on the beach and comes across this woman that's crying. "why are you crying?" asked the athlete. "I have no legs, no arms, and I've never been hugged" replies the lonely woman. The man felt compasionate and proceeded to hug her. She continues to cry..."what's the matter? wasn't that good enough?" She says, "I've never been kissed". The good hearted young man could not believe it, rather ugly, but nice lady, he kissed her. As he attempts to continue jogging, she cryies again..."What now?" The lady says "come closer"...he leans over and she whispers "I've never been fucked either". Without hesitation, the strong athlete picks her up, walks a few steps, throws her in the ocean, and shouts..."now you're fucked!!!".
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Old 03-16-2010, 11:42 PM   #59
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Cant forget about these poeple. You said everyone.

Q: What do you call a fag in a wheel chair
A: Roll aids

Q: Did you hear about the Leper that ran into a screen door?
A: He strained himself

Q: What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench.
A: The NBA

Q: What do you call a white woman with a yeast infection?
A: Crackers with cheese.

Q: Why did the ricer cross the road.
A: Because he had his dick stuck in a chicken.

A new voice activated hands free radio is out now. If you say "country", it plays country, if you say "rock" it will plays rock. While driving a bunch of kids ran out in front of my car, as I slammed on the brakes and I yelled "fucking kids" and the radio started to play Michel Jackson.

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Old 03-16-2010, 11:52 PM   #60
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GAY... Got Aids Yet ?

A man walks in to a doctors office and says, "Doctor you must help me.
I have AIDS."

The doctor replies, "Are you gay?"

The man answers "yes."

The doctor says, "I think I can help. Go to the grocery store, buy a box of laxatives and a quart of prune juice...

Take all of the laxatives and drink all of the prune juice, then take a nap for a couple of hours...

When you wake up your problem will be solved."

The man answers, "Will that cure my
AIDS?"

The doctor replies...
"No, but you will find out what your ass hole is really for!"



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Former Democrat Elbert Guillory:
At the heart of liberalism is the idea that only a great and powerful big government can be the benefactor of social justice for all Americans. But the left is only concerned with one thing ó control. And they disguise this control as charity. Programs such as welfare, food stamps, these programs arenít designed to lift black Americans out of poverty, they were always intended as a mechanism for politicians to control the black community
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