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Old 03-23-2010, 12:20 AM   #121
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Not that I'm surprised but historical reports may be wrong... Apparently Hitler wanted to wipe out the muslims not the jews.

He gave up once he realised how difficult it would be to get them in the showers.
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Old 03-23-2010, 12:22 AM   #122
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Do you ever wonder if tadpole sperm looks like little humans???
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Old 03-23-2010, 09:10 AM   #123
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Do you ever wonder if tadpole sperm looks like little humans???
I hadn't ever thought about that, but that's pretty funny.

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Old 03-24-2010, 07:31 AM   #124
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Why do Scotsmen wear kilts? Because the sheep could hear a zipper...
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Old 03-24-2010, 08:27 AM   #125
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Why do Scotsmen wear kilts? Because the sheep could hear a zipper...
What do REAL scotsmen wear under their kilts?


Lipstick.


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Old 03-30-2010, 08:41 PM   #126
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Bobbie Jo went up to her uncle Jimmie and asked to borrow the truck.
Her uncle said.. Bobbie Jo ifn' ya'll wanna borrow the truck, you know what ya gotta do!

So, Bobby Jo unzipped his pants and started to give him a BJ..

Uncle Jimmie! Yo Dick tastes like shit!

Uncle Jimmie slaps his head and replies.. Damn! I done fogot!
Your brother Billy Jo dun borrowed the truck!
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Old 05-26-2010, 06:51 PM   #127
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A Mexican man hits the driver´s door from a new Mercedes , with his old car, seeing that it is a Galician Spanish, decided to scam him, by saying, " look, your car is fixed by blowing through the exhaust pipe."
and while the Galician begins blowing, the Mexican man escapes, a wile after an Argentine man who saw the Galician blowing, ask what a hell is doing,
Galician explains. and the Argentine made to laugh by saying, I'll help but it works really well with the windows are closed!


If some one understand my english deserves a gold medal
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Old 05-26-2010, 07:02 PM   #128
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Not that I'm surprised but historical reports may be wrong... Apparently Hitler wanted to wipe out the muslims not the jews.

He gave up once he realised how difficult it would be to get them in the showers.
truth, smell em coming a mile away
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Old 05-26-2010, 08:13 PM   #129
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- What do urine samples and Canadian beer have in common?
The taste.

- An Australian man was sitting in his favorite restaurant when a Japanese bloke said to him, "I am sick of seeing your big round eyes."
The Australian replied, "Put on a blind fold."
The Japanese man asked, "Where do I get one?
The Australian then said, "Here take my shoe lace."

- A Greek and an Italian were sitting down one day debating who had the superior culture.
The Greek says, "We have the Parthenon." The Italian says, "We have the Coliseum." The Greek says, "We had great Mathematicians." The Italian says, "We had the Roman Empire," and so on and so on and then the Greek says: "We invented sex."
The Italian says, "That is true, but it was the Italians who introduced it to women."
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Old 05-26-2010, 08:37 PM   #130
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Ok people, seriously, let's stop with the Nazi/Jew jokes. A member of my family died in a German concentration camp.


He got drunk and fell out of the guard tower!
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Old 05-26-2010, 09:50 PM   #131
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Feel free to add to the list.
OK you asked for it...

What's the difference between a Jew and a Pizza? The Pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

What do they call beautiful women in Poland? Tourists

How many women does it take to change a lightbulb? [email protected] it, let the [email protected] cook in the dark.

What did the Million Man March have in common with a Million lesbians? One million people who don't do [email protected]

What has 50 thousand legs and can't walk. Jerry's Kids.

Now that millions of decent people are rightly offended by the above race, gender, and disability jokes, feel free to rip on me - I'm a mut made up of at least four different kinds of euro-trash: Dutch, German, English, French, and who knows what else. The only one I'm ashamed of is the French part, lol.
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Old 05-26-2010, 10:09 PM   #132
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Now that millions of decent people are rightly offended by the above race, gender, and disability jokes, feel free to rip on me - I'm a mut made up of at least four different kinds of euro-trash: Dutch, German, English, French, and who knows what else. The only one I'm ashamed of is the French part, lol.
wow that sucks-- not a winning team anywhere in there...lol
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Old 05-26-2010, 10:38 PM   #133
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Lesbians can't really wade in the Red River, only drink from it.
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Vettes and Bikes Flying By

A man decided that he was going to ride a 10-speed bike from Phoenix to Flagstaff. He got as far as Black Canyon City before the mountains became just too much and he could go no further. He stuck his thumb out, but after 3 hours, he hadn’t gotten a single person to stop. Finally, a guy in a Corvette pulled over and offered him a ride. Of course, the bike wouldn’t fit in the car. The corvette owner found a piece of rope lying by the highway and tied it to his bumper. He tied the other end to the bike and told the man that if he was going to fast, to honk the horn on his bike and he would slow down.

Everything went fine for the first 30 miles. Suddenly, another Corvette blew past them. Not to be outdone, the Corvette pulling the bike took off after the other. A short distance down the road, the Corvettes, both going well over 120 mph, blew through a speed trap.

The police officer noted the speed from his radar gun and radio to the other officer that he has two Corvettes headed his way at over 120 mph. HE then relayed, and you’re not going to believe this, but there’s a guy on a 10-speed bike honking to pass!
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Old 05-27-2010, 12:49 AM   #135
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Why did cavemen drag their woman by the hair ?? If they drag'd 'em by the feet they'd fill up with dirt ......
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