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Old 12-02-2004, 09:41 PM   #136
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Z16 Z06-nice of us to join us tonight!!!!!! LOL
Well I had nice company tonight and im afraid to say nicer than talking to a Parrot..


I bet your Parrot cant even say ONE word!!


Good evening to you and the board tonight
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Old 12-02-2004, 09:54 PM   #137
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I can say lots of words!!!!!!! LOL
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Old 12-02-2004, 09:56 PM   #138
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I can say lots of words!!!!!!! LOL

Yeah i bet like

"Polly want a P$$$$$"??????????


You fill in the blanks BIRD
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Old 12-03-2004, 05:32 AM   #139
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Yeah i bet like

"Polly want a P$$$$$"??????????

You fill in the blanks BIRD
I don's see any blanks to fill, Z16 Z06?????

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Old 12-03-2004, 10:53 AM   #140
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I don's see any blanks to fill, Z16 Z06?????

Okay lets see how SMART the bird is..I mean Parrot????????


"Poly want a "P_ _ K _ _"


Maybe JUST maybe this bird as a pea brain?
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Old 12-03-2004, 12:15 PM   #141
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Okay lets see how SMART the bird is..I mean Parrot????????

"Poly want a "P_ _ K _ _"

Maybe JUST maybe this bird as a pea brain?
Why the heck would I wank a POCKET??????



It is about half past 12 where you are? Have you taken your meds yet???????

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Old 12-03-2004, 05:06 PM   #142
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Why the heck would I wank a POCKET??????



It is about half past 12 where you are? Have you taken your meds yet???????

Half past what??? I think the Parrot has his clock set wrong it was 12 in the afternoon Bird brain NOT 12 midnight!



Do the letters F.O. mean anything to you NERD! I mean Bird??
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Old 12-03-2004, 05:14 PM   #143
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Half past what??? I think the Parrot has his clock set wrong it was 12 in the afternoon Bird brain NOT 12 midnight!

Do the letters F.O. mean anything to you NERD! I mean Bird??
No they don't, tell us what they mean??????
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Old 12-03-2004, 05:22 PM   #144
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No they don't, tell us what they mean??????

Okay, Okay.. they mean F.>Far.>O>out

Far Out

What a dumb bird>>>>>>>GOSH
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Old 12-03-2004, 07:15 PM   #145
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Okay, Okay.. they mean F.>Far.>O>out

Far Out

What a dumb bird>>>>>>>GOSH
uuttt oohhh. they're at it again.
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Old 12-03-2004, 08:02 PM   #146
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I bet your Parrot cant even say ONE word!!


As a man is walking down a city street, a shady-looking character calls out to him from a dark alley "Pssst! Hey you! Come over here; I've got something to show you." As he walked over to satisfy his curiosity, the suspicious man from the alley lifts the cover off a container he is holding, revealing a large colorful parrot in a cage.

The pedestrian then asks "So, what's the big deal? Every pet store has a couple of birds." The alley man replies "This is a SPECIAL bird; he can sing 'I Left My Heart in San Francisco' in seven languages. I'll prove it...Polly, sing it in German." The parrot sings it in perfect German. He then instructs the bird to sing it in six other languages, including English. Each time, the bird sings it perfectly.

At this point, the pedestrian was quite impressed, and asked the alley man how much? The alley man responded "How much have you got?" After taking an inventory of his wallet and pockets, he replied "All I've got on me is $62.18." The man in the alley responded "By some amazing coincidence, that is exactly the price of the bird."

After purchasing the parrot, the man went to the nearest cash machine, and withdrew a couple of hundred dollars. Seeing the opportunity to make some quick money, he went to the pub where all his friends hang out, and announced that his parrot can sing "I Left My Heart in San Francisco' in seven different languages. When his friends didn't believe him, he challenged them to put their money where their mouths were. After all the bets were placed, he turned to his parrot, and said "OK Polly, how about singing it in French to start off with?" The parrot was silent.

Anxious, the man said "He is probably just nervous in front of crowds; how about Spanish? German? English?..." Each time his bird remained silent. When the laughter and remarks from his friends subsided, he paid them all off, and walked out of the bar - quite embarrassed.

Unable to contain his anger any longer, he reached into the cage, and grabbed the bird, yelling "Why didn't you do your thing??!!"

The bird responded "Idiot!!! Think of the odds you'll get tomorrow!"
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As a man is walking down a city street, a shady-looking character calls out to him from a dark alley "Pssst! Hey you! Come over here; I've got something to show you." As he walked over to satisfy his curiosity, the suspicious man from the alley lifts the cover off a container he is holding, revealing a large colorful parrot in a cage.

The pedestrian then asks "So, what's the big deal? Every pet store has a couple of birds." The alley man replies "This is a SPECIAL bird; he can sing 'I Left My Heart in San Francisco' in seven languages. I'll prove it...Polly, sing it in German." The parrot sings it in perfect German. He then instructs the bird to sing it in six other languages, including English. Each time, the bird sings it perfectly.

At this point, the pedestrian was quite impressed, and asked the alley man how much? The alley man responded "How much have you got?" After taking an inventory of his wallet and pockets, he replied "All I've got on me is $62.18." The man in the alley responded "By some amazing coincidence, that is exactly the price of the bird."

After purchasing the parrot, the man went to the nearest cash machine, and withdrew a couple of hundred dollars. Seeing the opportunity to make some quick money, he went to the pub where all his friends hang out, and announced that his parrot can sing "I Left My Heart in San Francisco' in seven different languages. When his friends didn't believe him, he challenged them to put their money where their mouths were. After all the bets were placed, he turned to his parrot, and said "OK Polly, how about singing it in French to start off with?" The parrot was silent.

Anxious, the man said "He is probably just nervous in front of crowds; how about Spanish? German? English?..." Each time his bird remained silent. When the laughter and remarks from his friends subsided, he paid them all off, and walked out of the bar - quite embarrassed.

Unable to contain his anger any longer, he reached into the cage, and grabbed the bird, yelling "Why didn't you do your thing??!!"

The bird responded "Idiot!!! Think of the odds you'll get tomorrow!"

Great story..keep em coming
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