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Old 03-27-2006, 01:30 PM   #136
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started puking.. Well, that made a strange noise so one of the two came into the bathroom (of which I forgot to lock the door) and asked me 'Was my homemade birthdaycake SO bad?!', and as kind as I am, I didn't want to tell her the truth so...
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started puking.. Well, that made a strange noise so one of the two came into the bathroom (of which I forgot to lock the door) and asked me 'Was my homemade birthdaycake SO bad?!', and as kind as I am, I didn't want to tell her the truth so...

I told them that the spoonful I got after they were done eating was wonderful. I also let them know that between the two of them (as I had observed while they were playing ball) I was very fortunate to have observed more cleavage than the total amount I saw on the crowded nude beach I visited in California.


They thanked me for the compliment and became so excited about being complimented that they forgot about the fact that I was puking. They then invited me to .............

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sleep with our three in 1 bed, but I declined professionally by saying..
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sleep with our three in 1 bed, but I declined professionally by saying..
"I would love to more than you can possibly imagine. The tears on my pillow bespeak the pain in my heart." "I cannot because I have forgotten my Viagra and both of you apparently have run out of



They seemed genuinely happy with with this explanation and agreed that they had what they described as a "minor tooting problem". At that moment in walked ......................
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"I would love to more than you can possibly imagine. The tears on my pillow bespeak the pain in my heart." "I cannot because I have forgotten my Viagra and both of you apparently have run out of

They seemed genuinely happy with with this explanation and agreed that they had what they described as a "minor tooting problem". At that moment in walked ......................
SC Razor and his family, just back from Spring Break. They had been travelling quite a while and were extremely hungry. Steve sniffed the air and said "damn that smells good, what's for dinner. After the resulting hysterical laughter, Steve realized what the smell was and offered the excuse..
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SC Razor and his family, just back from Spring Break. They had been travelling quite a while and were extremely hungry. Steve sniffed the air and said "damn that smells good, what's for dinner. After the resulting hysterical laughter, Steve realized what the smell was and offered the excuse..
"...the dry desert air in Bahrain (is that where he went?) affected my olfactory abilities. Plus Michael Jackson was in Bahrain, too, and he made us all wear face masks so I haven't smelled a thing since..."
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"...the dry desert air in Bahrain (is that where he went?) affected my olfactory abilities. Plus Michael Jackson was in Bahrain, too, and he made us all wear face masks so I haven't smelled a thing since..."
.....I decided to get "new friends"
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.....I decided to get "new friends"

as well as place "NO" stickers on my sunvisors





Hopefully the problem will be ended but ..............
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