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Old 03-24-2006, 04:54 PM   #46
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...a Los Angeles area crack dealer/pimp who, according to the 'ladies', wasn't too far behind on Interstate 69. The local sheriff, thinking this was going to be a juicy taste of Big City action said...
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Meanwhile, citizens in California are busy trying to duct-tape their state to nevada so it doesn't float away, but....
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