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Old 03-25-2006, 12:45 AM   #61
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meanwhile, Patrick decides he doesn't want his Z anymore so he gives it to demon hunter, who takes it and keeps it and Patrick never sees it again. confused by Patrick's comment, the blond buys both Ponch and Pat drinks, so...
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meanwhile, Patrick decides he doesn't want his Z anymore so he gives it to demon hunter, who takes it and keeps it and Patrick never sees it again. confused by Patrick's comment, the blond buys both Ponch and Pat drinks, so...
... he can wash down his prescription medications. Ponch takes medicine for...
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... he can wash down his prescription medications. Ponch takes medicine for...
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..topless-only beach party at which he was invited by...
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those same blond drag queens. He was really into it and just un-hooking his bra when suddenly...
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those same blond drag queens. He was really into it and just un-hooking his bra when suddenly...
Rick Conti showed up with a couple of new C6 Z's for them. Patrick and Ponch decided to line up the beasts on route 66 for a little race action and...
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Rick Conti showed up with a couple of new C6 Z's for them. Patrick and Ponch decided to line up the beasts on route 66 for a little race action and...
when they lined up at the starting line, two transvestites decided they wanted to ride with Patrick and Ponch during the race so one tranny got in each car and ....................
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when they lined up at the starting line, two transvestites decided they wanted to ride with Patrick and Ponch during the race so one tranny got in each car and ....................
Patrick got the jump on Ponch as he was confused as to which stick he was supposed to be working. Ponch recovered from his momentary lasp and the race was on. Patrick missed 3rd gear and Ponch was pulling on him when...
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Patrick got the jump on Ponch as he was confused as to which stick he was supposed to be working. Ponch recovered from his momentary lasp and the race was on. Patrick missed 3rd gear and Ponch was pulling on him when...
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they stepped out of their cars (with the keys still in it) to change cars, the travestites both got on the drivers seat and hit it... But we all know Patrick and Ponch so we already know they...
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they stepped out of their cars (with the keys still in it) to change cars, the travestites both got on the drivers seat and hit it... But we all know Patrick and Ponch so we already know they...
had no worries as they kept the key fobs with them and the cars were not able to start. Patrick and Ponch ditched the trannies and headed down the road when...
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had no worries as they kept the key fobs with them and the cars were not able to start. Patrick and Ponch ditched the trannies and headed down the road when...
...Ponch realized he had a flat runflat, because he forgot that he...
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had breath so bad that every time he coughed his teeth ducked and the stench had drifted down to the valve stem and eroded the seal. This caused the guys...
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