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Old 10-30-2007, 09:26 PM   #1
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19 Reasons to click this thread

1. Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The
ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.

2. A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'll
serve you, but don't start anything."

3. Two peanuts walk into a bar, and one was a salted.

4. A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

5. A man walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arm,
and says: "A beer please, and one for the road."

6. Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says to the other:
"Does this taste funny to you?"

7. "Doc, I can't stop singing 'The Green, Green Grass of Home."
"That sounds like Tom Jones Syndrome." "Is it common?" Well,
"It's Not Unusual."

8. Two cows are standing next to each other in a field. Daisy
says to Dolly, "I was artificially inseminated this morning." "I don't believe
you," says Dolly. "It's true; no bull!" exclai ms Daisy.

9. An invisible man marries an invisible woman. The kids were
nothing to look at either.

10. Deja Moo: The feeling that you've heard this bull before.

11. I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day, but I
couldn't find any.

12. A man woke up in a hospital after a serious accident. He
shouted, "Doctor, doctor, I can't feel my legs!" The doctor replied, "I
know you can't - I've cut off your arms!"

13. I went to a seafood disco last week...and pulled a mussel.

14. What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh.

15. Two fish swim into a concrete wall. The one turns to the
other and says, "Dam!"

16. Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly, so they lit a
fire in the craft. Unsurprisingly it sank, proving once again that you can't
have your kayak and heat it too.

17. A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel, and were
standing in the lobby discussing their recent tourname nt victories. After
about an hour, the manager came out of the office, and asked them to disperse.
"But why," they asked, as they moved off. "Because,"
he said, "I can't stand chess-nuts boasting in an open foyer."

18. A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of
them goes to a family in Egypt , and is named "Ahmal." The other goes to a
family in Spain; they name him "Juan." Years later, Juan sends a picture of
himself to his birth mother. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband
that she wishes she also had a picture of Ahmal. Her husband responds,
"They're twins! If you've seen Juan, you've seen Ahmal."

19. Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the
time, which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate
very little,which made him rather frail and with his odd diet, he suffered
from bad breath. This made him. (Oh, man, this is so bad, it's good)
...... A super-calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.
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Good one honey!
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Good one honey!
Thank-you wife, now go make me a sammich
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Old 10-30-2007, 09:30 PM   #4
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Thank-you wife, now go make me a sammich
Your welcome hubby and ummmm the answer is NO ....
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Old 10-30-2007, 09:31 PM   #5
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Psssss I win because I don't cook!
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Psssss I win because I don't cook!
....I cook but you wouldn't want to eat it,...even I don't want to eat it......
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....I cook but you wouldn't want to eat it,...even I don't want to eat it......
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Old 10-31-2007, 08:25 AM   #10
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Thats right just GREEN will do
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Psssss I win because I don't cook!
Aww you two are so cute!!!
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Aww you two are so cute!!!
And happy too!

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1. Have you felt and known joy in your life
2. Have you given joy to someone else ....

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We are very happy!
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