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Old 03-14-2009, 07:22 PM   #1
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I was depressed

I was depressed last night so I called Lifeline...


Got a freakin' call center in Pakistan . I told them I was suicidal. They got all excited and asked if I could drive a truck.
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Old 03-14-2009, 07:24 PM   #2
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I was depressed last night so I called Lifeline...


Got a freakin' call center in Pakistan . I told them I was suicidal. They got all excited and asked if I could drive a truck.




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Old 03-14-2009, 07:25 PM   #3
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Old 03-14-2009, 07:31 PM   #4
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Thats right just GREEN will do
Old 03-14-2009, 08:21 PM   #5
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you had me for awhile there
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Old 03-14-2009, 09:32 PM   #7
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Old 03-14-2009, 11:52 PM   #9
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Thats just wrong...
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Old 03-15-2009, 07:15 AM   #10
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Yeah, that is just wrong but still
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Old 03-15-2009, 10:43 AM   #12
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I love it!

And I'm going to steal it.
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