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Old 06-25-2015, 08:10 PM   #1
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Anyone ever try this ?

A husband and wife are shopping in their local Wal-Mart. The husband picks up a ...case of Miller Lite and puts it in their cart.

'What do you think you're doing?' asks the wife. 'They're on sale, only $10 for 24 cans', he replies. 'Put them back, it's a waste of money', demands the wife, and so he does and they carry on shopping.

A few aisles further on along, the woman picks up a $20 jar of ...face cream and puts it in the basket.

What do you think you're doing?' asks the husband... "It's my face cream. It makes me look beautiful,' replies the wife.

Her husband retorts: 'So does 24 cans of Miller Lite and it's half the price....'

HUSBAND DOWN, AISLE 7 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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I've heard hat before but it is still funny
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First mistake was Miller Lite. Watered down horse piss.
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No, haven't tried it with Beer and Face Cream. But, came close. Imagine instead, inserting "Coilovers" and "Shoes".

"Why?, Really?, the Corvette didn't come with those?"

"How many pair of shoes can you wear at one time on two feet?"




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