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Old 10-28-2008, 07:12 PM   #1
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Obama and the little girl....

Barack Obama was seated next to a little girl on an airplane trip back to Washington. He turned to her and said, 'Let's talk. I've heard that flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger.'

The little girl, who had just opened her book, closed it slowly and said to The Obama, 'What would you like to talk about?' 'Oh, I don't know,' said the Obama. 'How about What Changes I Should Make To America?' and he smiles.
'OK,' she says. 'That could be an interesting topic.

But let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff - grass. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried grass. Why do you suppose that is?'

Obama, visibly surprised by the little girl's intelligence, thinks about it for a second and finally says, 'Hmmm, I have no idea.' to which the little girl replies, 'Do you really feel qualified to change America when you don't know shit?'



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At the heart of liberalism is the idea that only a great and powerful big government can be the benefactor of social justice for all Americans. But the left is only concerned with one thing ó control. And they disguise this control as charity. Programs such as welfare, food stamps, these programs arenít designed to lift black Americans out of poverty, they were always intended as a mechanism for politicians to control the black community
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Let me speak for the Libs....

You liar!!! False! This never happen!



It's been taken totally out of context!
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Let me speak for the Libs....

You liar!!! False! This never happen!



It's been taken totally out of context!
There's a clear difference between an obvious (and funny) joke and a fabricated story.

I hate this whole "us versus them" attitude that everyone has.
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Old 10-29-2008, 09:52 AM   #8
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Let me speak for the Libs....

You liar!!! False! This never happen!



It's been taken totally out of context!

and even if it did ..even if its true!.....its a plot by the radical right wing to make B.H.O. look bad
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I've heard this one before at every election time... they just have to substitute the word OBAMA with Kerry, Bush, Al GORE, Mcstalin.. etc...

Lame !


but nice joke nonetheless..
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I've heard this one before at every election time... they just have to substitute the word OBAMA with Kerry, Bush, Al GORE, Mcstalin.. etc...

Lame !


but nice joke nonetheless..
How can it be "lame" and also be a "nice joke nonetheless"????
One or the other!
Pick your poison!!!!
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I'm taking care of my procrastination issues, just you wait and see.
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