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Old 05-21-2005, 06:03 AM   #121
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Huh?

Dear Parrot

Was Riemann correct when he hypothesized that all non-trivial zeros of the zeta function have a real part of 1/2?

PS I'll give you $1,000 if you can prove it.

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Old 05-21-2005, 06:17 AM   #122
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Dear TheBlueVette:

In his 1859 paper On the Number of Primes Less Than a Given Magnitude, Bernhard Riemann (1826-1866) examined the properties of the function for s, a complex number. This function is analytic for real part of s greater than 1 and is related to the prime numbers by the Euler Product Formula, again defined for real part of s greater than one. This function extends to points with real part s less than or equal to one by the formula (among others).

The contour here is meant to indicate a path which begins at positive infinity, descends parallel to and just above the real axis, circles the origin once in the counterclockwise direction, and then returns to positive infinity parallel to and just below the real axis. This function is analytic at all points of the complex plane except the point s = 1 where it has a simple pole. This last function is the Riemann Zeta Function (the zeta function).

Let us now review the Riemann Hypothesis:

The zeta function has no zeros in the region where the real part of s is greater than or equal to one. In the region with real part of s less than or equal to zero the zeta function has zeros at the negative even integers; these are known as the trivial zeros. All remaining zeros lie in the strip where the real part of s is strictly between 0 and 1 (the critical strip). It is known that there are infinitely many zeros on the line 1/2 + it as t ranges over the real numbers. This line in the complex plane is known as the critical line. The Riemann Hypothesis (RH) is that all non-trivial zeros of the zeta function lie on the critical line. Let's say that again:

Riemann Hypothesis:

All non-trivial zeros of the zeta function lie on the line 1/2 + it as t ranges over the real numbers.

I would say he was right on the money with his hypothesis!

As for additional proof you will need to build a time machine and ask him yourself!

Shall I send you my paypal address??????



Thank you for your question!

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Old 05-21-2005, 06:23 AM   #123
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Dear Parrot

I will gladly pay you $1,000 to prove that Riemann was correct!

Millenium Prizes
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Old 05-21-2005, 06:28 AM   #124
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Re: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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Dear Parrot

I will gladly pay you $1,000 to prove that Riemann was correct!

Millenium Prizes
BTW, can you verify the Odlyzko-Montgomery Pair Correlation Law while you're at it?
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Old 05-21-2005, 06:29 AM   #125
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BTW, can you verify the Odlyzko-Montgomery Pair Correlation Law while you're at it?
Question discarded.

No Dear Parrot greeting!

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Old 05-21-2005, 06:30 AM   #126
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Dear Parrot

Are you anal retentive or what?


HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
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Old 05-21-2005, 06:36 AM   #127
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Re: Re: Re: Re: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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Dear Parrot

Are you anal retentive or what?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Dear TheBlueVette:

You actually ask a very good question here, as I do wonder that myself. Let's explore anal retention.

One would be considered anal-retentive if...

you eat the M&Ms in color order

you fold your dirty clothes before putting them in the hamper

you have to have all boxes in the kitchen facing the same way and in order by size

you have all your canned goods organized by type, flavor, and use

all your books, CDs, and movies have to be alphabetical order.

you alphabetize your spices

you flame every person who sent you email because the emails weren't spelled correctly or gramatically correct

you remove the tires to wash inside the wheel-wells of your vehicle

you collect the little postcards in magazine issues...
...for recycling

every e-mail reply that you send has been through a grammar checker

you're on a "calorie-counting" diet and you count the calories in the hot sauce on your "Big Beef Burrito Supreme"

The last I checked I do not fit in any category here.

Therefore, I do not believe I am anal retentive!

OK, maybe just a little!!!!!!!

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Old 05-21-2005, 07:56 AM   #128
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Dear Parrot

Yeah, I do all that. Have you been stalking me?
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Old 05-21-2005, 08:00 AM   #129
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Old 05-21-2005, 08:02 AM   #130
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daer parot

every time i start my p c a prompt pops up [it says ERROR LOADING EGDACESS_105. dll ] canot find the file specfied . and only gives me an ok button to escape, its windows 98 SE

could u expand on this little nuisense


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Old 05-21-2005, 08:03 AM   #131
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Dear Parrot

Yeah, I do all that. Have you been stalking me?
Dear TheBlueVette:

Stalking is a very serious problem and may even be life threatening.

Let me see if I have any of the symptoms of stalking you:

There are several signs that are good indicators of stalking behavior. It is also important to consider the intensity of such behaviors.

Persistent phone calls despite being told not to contact in any form.

Waiting at workplace or in neighborhood.

Threats.

Manipulative behavior (for example: threatening to commit suicide in order to get a response to such an "emergency" in the form of contact).

Sending written messages: letters, emails, graffiti...

Sending gifts from the seemingly "romantic" (flowers and/or candy) to the bizarre (dog teeth, a bed pan, a blood soaked feather) (Dietz et al. 1991b).

Defamation: The stalker often lies to others about the victim (claims of infidelity, for example).

"Objectification": The stalker derogates the victim, reducing him/her to an object -- this allows the stalker the ability to feel angry with the victim without experiencing empathy (Meloy and Gothard, 1995).
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OMFG!!!!!!!! Am I a stalker??????????

I send you emails, and have feathers that I have thought about sending you!!!!!!!!

I better cancel my order to 1-800-FLOWERS by the way!!!!!!!

This is not good!!!!!!!!!

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Old 05-21-2005, 08:04 AM   #132
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Dear TheBlueVette:

Stalking is a very serious problem and may even be life threatening.

Let me see if I have any of the symptoms of stalking you:

There are several signs that are good indicators of stalking behavior. It is also important to consider the intensity of such behaviors.

Persistent phone calls despite being told not to contact in any form.

Waiting at workplace or in neighborhood.

Threats.

Manipulative behavior (for example: threatening to commit suicide in order to get a response to such an "emergency" in the form of contact).

Sending written messages: letters, emails, graffiti...

Sending gifts from the seemingly "romantic" (flowers and/or candy) to the bizarre (dog teeth, a bed pan, a blood soaked feather) (Dietz et al. 1991b).

Defamation: The stalker often lies to others about the victim (claims of infidelity, for example).

"Objectification": The stalker derogates the victim, reducing him/her to an object -- this allows the stalker the ability to feel angry with the victim without experiencing empathy (Meloy and Gothard, 1995).
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OMFG!!!!!!!! Am I a stalker??????????

I send you emails, and have feathers that I have thought about sending you!!!!!!!!

I better cancel my order to 1-800-FLOWERS by the way!!!!!!!

This is not good!!!!!!!!!

Dear Parrot

Are YOU the one who sent me the dog teeth in the bed pan?

TBV
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Old 05-21-2005, 08:05 AM   #133
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Dear Parrot

Are YOU the one who sent me the dog teeth in the bed pan?

TBV
Dear TheBlueVette:

Wasn't me! Ask your wife!

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Old 05-21-2005, 08:10 AM   #134
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Dear TheBlueVette:

Wasn't me! Ask your wife!

Dear Parrot:

Would this woman send dog teeth?



...only if they were still attached in some cute little puppy's mouth!

BTW, she's thinking of becoming the proud owner of a parrot.
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Old 05-21-2005, 08:15 AM   #135
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Dear Parrot:

Would this woman send dog teeth?



...only if they were still attached in some cute little puppy's mouth!

BTW, she's thinking of becoming the proud owner of a parrot.
Dear Parrot:

Do you have teeth?
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