A man dies and goes to hell and as Satan is walking him through, they go through a room with a bunch of clocks on the wall.
“What are these for?” The man asks.
“These are the lives of politicians, every time they tell a lie, the clock ticks back,” Satan Replies.
“See,” Satan says, “There’s Nancy Pelosi” he says as it ticks back.
“And there’s Hillary Clinton’s” as hers ticks back.
“Where’s Adam Schiff’s?” The man asks?
Satan says, “Oh, I keep that one in my office. I use it as a ceiling fan”.
Last edited by The Torch; 12-03-2019 at 02:48 AM.