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Old 11-21-2014, 10:34 AM   #1
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Check out the suspension on this thing! Talk about taking a beating! Impressive!

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OMG!!!!!!



She's gonna wreck those Louboutin's!!!!! $900.00. At least.
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She's gonna wreck those Louboutin's!!!!! $900.00. At least.
OK, you got me. I reckon it's the Hillbilly showing through. What in the mortal Hell is a Louboutin and how would you know that?
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OMG!!!!!!



She's gonna wreck those Louboutin's!!!!! $900.00. At least.
The fact that you know what Louboutini's are makes me think one of 3 things:
  • You're a woman who has a very good taste in high heels.
  • You're gay.
  • You have a high heel fetish like I do and thus, are well versed in women's high heel fashions.

If you are the 3rd, we are far and few in between. Most men don't understand us and most women love us, especially when we take them shoe shopping.

Gunny wouldn't understand.

My favorite heels at the present time are the Anouk by Jimmy Choo. I dress all my hot women in these, but they are not allowed out of the bedroom with them on.

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My favorite heels at the present time are the Anouk by Jimmy Choo. I dress all my hot women in these, but they are not allowed out of the bedroom with them on.
Nope, I would not understand. Those tall high heels would be useless wading through a steaming pile of cow shit. Also, you two worry me..............a lot. I'll bet that AJ is the only former Marine on the planet that can tell the brands of heels that a woman is wearing.

I just went out into the garage and taped 4 pieces of 2 x 2's together and made a 6" stack. I duct taped them to my boot heels and could not even walk, let alone walk sexy.
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OK, you got me. I reckon it's the Hillbilly showing through. What in the mortal Hell is a Louboutin and how would you know that?


Shoes. Very expensive, very well made shoes. The red soles.


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The fact that you know what Louboutini's are makes me think one of 3 things:
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  • You're gay.
  • You have a high heel fetish like I do and thus, are well versed in women's high heel fashions.

If you are the 3rd, we are far and few in between. Most men don't understand us and most women love us, especially when we take them shoe shopping.

1 & 3.
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Nope, I would not understand. Those tall high heels would be useless wading through a steaming pile of cow shit. Also, you two worry me..............a lot. I'll bet that AJ is the only former Marine on the planet that can tell the brands of heels that a woman is wearing.

I just went out into the garage and taped 4 pieces of 2 x 2's together and made a 6" stack. I duct taped them to my boot heels and could not even walk, let alone walk sexy.


Pictures, please.
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Pictures, please.
Yes, I want to see this too!

C'mon Gunny, with all the mirror they had setup in the hotels in the Philippians, you had to look at something while doing the nasty!

You just can't beat a pair of sexy heels on a sexy women with a great set of legs. That's all I allow in the Vette.
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Sorry guys, I'm a barefoot, cutoff jeans kinda guy. Remember Daisy Duke? In my eyes, those pointy toed high heels are just about as sexy as a fat man wearing sandals. Real men just don't do that. Do you two heel lovers wear sandals?? C'mon ladies......tell the truth.
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The fact that you know what Louboutini's are makes me think one of 3 things:
  • You're a woman who has a very good taste in high heels.
  • You're gay.
  • You have a high heel fetish like I do and thus, are well versed in women's high heel fashions.

If you are the 3rd, we are far and few in between. Most men don't understand us and most women love us, especially when we take them shoe shopping.

Gunny wouldn't understand.

My favorite heels at the present time are the Anouk by Jimmy Choo. I dress all my hot women in these, but they are not allowed out of the bedroom with them on.
Stop Talk'n sh*t to my sister Junk!
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Sorry guys, I'm a barefoot, cutoff jeans kinda guy. Remember Daisy Duke? In my eyes, those pointy toed high heels are just about as sexy as a fat man wearing sandals. Real men just don't do that. Do you two heel lovers wear sandals?? C'mon ladies......tell the truth.
Yea, at the beach! But my lady wears heels there.
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Do you two heel lovers wear sandals?? C'mon ladies......tell the truth.



Why, yes.....yes I do.
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Stop Talk'n sh*t to my sister Junk!
Hey butthead!!!! I've had a few text messages this week. Seems you've been peddling your honey and forgot me!
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