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Old 11-08-2007, 06:37 AM   #136
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You do realize that this was all Bob88's idea!!
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You do realize that this was all Bob88's idea!!
And damn proud of it too.


73vettegirl frantically called her doctor, Dr. Smith, and asked, "Doctor, did I happen to leave my panties in your examining room when I was there earlier today?"

Dr. Smith replied, "No. We found no panties here."

73 answered, "O.K., I must have left them at the dentist's."
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Bob88 is a cabbie and picks up a Nun.

She gets into the cab, and notices that the VERY handsome cab driver
won't stop staring at her.

She asks him why he is staring.

Bob88 replies: "I have a question to ask you but I don't want to offend
you."

She answers, "My son, you cannot offend me. When you're as old as I am
and have been a nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see and hear
just about everything. I'm sure that there's nothing you could say or
ask that I would find offensive."

"Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me."

She responds, "Well, let's see what we can do about that: #1, you have
to be single and #2, you must be Catholic."

Bob88 is very excited and says, "Yes, I'm single and Catholic!"
"OK" the nun says. "Pull into the next alley."

The nun fulfills his fantasy, with a kiss that would make a hooker blush.

But when they get back on the road, Bob88 starts crying.

"My dear child," says the nun, "why are you crying?"

"Forgive me but I've sinned. I lied and I must confess, I'm married and
I'm Jewish."

The nun says, "That's OK. My name is rjent and I'm going to a Halloween
party."
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Bob88 is a cabbie and picks up a Nun.

She gets into the cab, and notices that the VERY handsome cab driver
won't stop staring at her.

She asks him why he is staring.

Bob88 replies: "I have a question to ask you but I don't want to offend
you."

She answers, "My son, you cannot offend me. When you're as old as I am
and have been a nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see and hear
just about everything. I'm sure that there's nothing you could say or
ask that I would find offensive."

"Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me."

She responds, "Well, let's see what we can do about that: #1, you have
to be single and #2, you must be Catholic."

Bob88 is very excited and says, "Yes, I'm single and Catholic!"
"OK" the nun says. "Pull into the next alley."

The nun fulfills his fantasy, with a kiss that would make a hooker blush.

But when they get back on the road, Bob88 starts crying.

"My dear child," says the nun, "why are you crying?"

"Forgive me but I've sinned. I lied and I must confess, I'm married and
I'm Jewish."

The nun says, "That's OK. My name is rjent and I'm going to a Halloween
party."
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Bob88 is a cabbie and picks up a Nun.

She gets into the cab, and notices that the VERY handsome cab driver
won't stop staring at her.

She asks him why he is staring.

Bob88 replies: "I have a question to ask you but I don't want to offend
you."

She answers, "My son, you cannot offend me. When you're as old as I am
and have been a nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see and hear
just about everything. I'm sure that there's nothing you could say or
ask that I would find offensive."

"Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me."

She responds, "Well, let's see what we can do about that: #1, you have
to be single and #2, you must be Catholic."

Bob88 is very excited and says, "Yes, I'm single and Catholic!"
"OK" the nun says. "Pull into the next alley."

The nun fulfills his fantasy, with a kiss that would make a hooker blush.

But when they get back on the road, Bob88 starts crying.

"My dear child," says the nun, "why are you crying?"

"Forgive me but I've sinned. I lied and I must confess, I'm married and
I'm Jewish."

The nun says, "That's OK. My name is rjent and I'm going to a Halloween
party."
LOL
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Bassist gets home early from work and hears strange noises coming from the bedroom. He rushes upstairs to find his wife naked on the bed, sweating and panting.

"What's up?" he says.

"I'm having a heart attack," cries the woman.

He rushes downstairs to grab the phone, but just as he's dialing, his four-year-old son comes up and says, "Daddy! Daddy! Uncle Ted's hiding in your closet and he's got no clothes on!"

Bassist slams the phone down and storms upstairs into the bedroom, walks past his screaming wife, and rips open the wardrobe door. Sure enough, there is his brother, totally naked, cowering on the closet floor.

"You rotten bastard," says Bassist. "My wife's having a heart attack and you're running around naked scaring the kids!"
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One morning while making breakfast, Bob88 walked up to his wife and pinched her on her butt and said, You know if you firmed this up we could get rid of your girdle. While this was on the edge of intolerable, she thought herself better and replied with silence.
The next morning Bob88 woke his wife with a pinch on the breast and said, You know if you firmed these up we could get rid of your bra. This was beyond a silence response, so she rolled over and grabbed Bob88 by the penis. With a death grip in place she said, You know if you firmed this up we could get rid of your brother!
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After living in the remote wilderness of Kentucky all his life, 73's husband decided it was time to visit the big city. In one of the city’s stores, he picked up a mirror and looked in it. Not knowing what it was, he remarked, “How about that! Here’s a picture of my daddy.”

He bought the “picture,” but on the way home remembered that his wife, 73vettegirl, didn’t much like his father. So he hung it in the barn, and every morning before leaving for the fields, he would go there and look at it.

The man’s many trips to the barn began to draw 73's suspicion. One day after her husband left, she searched the barn and found the mirror. As she looked into the glass, she fumed, “So that’s the ugly bitch he’s runnin’ around with.”

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Your Proctologist called, he found your head.

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Bassist was invited to Rjent's for dinner one evening.
Bassist was impressed by the way Rjent preceded every request to his wife with endearing terms-calling her Honey, My Love, Darling, Sweetheart, Pumpkin, etc. The couple had been married many years, and they were still very clearly in love.

While Rjent's wife was off in the kitchen, Bassist leaned over and said to Rjent, I think it's wonderful that, after all the years you've been married, you still call your wife those loving pet names.

Rjent hung his head. I have to tell you the truth, he said. I forgot her name about ten years ago.
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73vettegirl and her husband go to the site of their honeymoon for their 25th anniversary. As the couple is reflecting on that magical evening 25 years ago, the 73 asks the husband, “When you first saw my naked body in front of you, what was going through your mind?”

The husband replies, “All I wanted to do was fuck your brains out and suck your tits dry.”

“What are you thinking now?” 73 asks as she undresses.

The husband quickly replies: “It looks like I did a pretty good job.”


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Your Proctologist called, he found your head.

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Bassist was invited to Rjent's for dinner one evening.
Bassist was impressed by the way Rjent preceded every request to his wife with endearing terms-calling her Honey, My Love, Darling, Sweetheart, Pumpkin, etc. The couple had been married many years, and they were still very clearly in love.

While Rjent's wife was off in the kitchen, Bassist leaned over and said to Rjent, I think it's wonderful that, after all the years you've been married, you still call your wife those loving pet names.

Rjent hung his head. I have to tell you the truth, he said. I forgot her name about ten years ago.
LMAO
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Bassist said I think my wife is selling drugs! Yesterday I was running a little bit late for work and the phone rang. I answered it. Before I could say anything a male voice on the line said, Hey honey is that DOPE gone yet?

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One night , after bassist and 73vettegirl had retired for the
night, '73 became aware that bassist was
touching her in a most unusual manner.

He started by running his hand across her shoulders
and the small of her back. He ran his hand over her
breasts, touching them very lightly. Then, he
proceeded to run his hand gently down her side,
sliding his hand over her stomach, and then down the
other side to a point below her waist.

He continued on, gently feeling her hips, first up
one side and down the other. His hand ran further down
the outside of her thighs. His gentle probing then
started up the inside of her left thigh, stopped and
the returned to do the same to her right thigh.

By this time the woman was becoming aroused
and she squirmed a little to better position
herself. The man stopped abruptly and rolled over to
his side of the bed.

"Why are you stopping darling?" she whispered.

He whispered back, " I found the remote!"
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Rjent and his buddy Bassist are at a barbecue. Bassist looks at Rjent and says, why are there so many guys here. Rjent says, this is a party for a gay guy. Bassist says, I wondered why the hot dogs tasted like shit.
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Your Proctologist called, he found your head.

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Rjent and his buddy Bassist are at a barbecue. Bassist looks at Rjent and says, why are there so many guys here. Rjent says, this is a party for a gay guy. Bassist says, I wondered why the hot dogs tasted like shit.
Thats just not right....
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