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Old 11-02-2007, 08:24 PM   #31
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73vettegirl's husband takes her to the stock show. They start heading down the alley that had the bulls. They come up to the first bull and his sign stated: "This bull mated 50 times last year." The wife turns to her husband and says, "He mated 50 times in a year, you could learn from him."
They proceed to the next bull and his sign stated: "This bull mated 65 times last year." The wife turns to her husband and says, "This one mated 65 times last year. That is over 5 times a month. You can learn from this one, also."

They proceeded to the last bull and his sign said: "This bull mated 365 times last year." The wife's mouth drops open and says, "WOW! He mated 365 times last year. That is ONCE A DAY!!! You could really learn from this one."

73vettegirl's husband says "Go up and inquire if it was 365 times with the same cow."
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Your Proctologist called, he found your head.

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Old 11-02-2007, 08:27 PM   #32
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That wasn't just a dream



Dan and his wife were asleep like two innocent babies. Suddenly, at 3 o'clock in the morning, a resounding noise came form outside...

The wife, sort of bewildered, jumps up from the bed and yells at Dan:
Shit!, that must be my husband!?

So Dan quickly got out of bed , scared, and naked. He jumped out the window like a crazy man, smashed himself on the ground, went through a thorn bush, then he stood up and started to run fast to his car.

Just a few minutes later Dan returns and tells his wife:
I'm your husband, you slut!!!

And Dan's wife answers:
- Oh, yeah?!! And why were you fucking running?!! You son of a bitch!
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Three guys-Dan, WIT911 and Bassist stayed at a skiing lodge, but there was only one room with one bed so they shared it.

During the night WIT911, on the left, wakes up saying he had a dream where he got a hand job.

Incredulously Bassist, on the right, says that he also had a dream where he got a hand job.

The Bob, in the middle, says he dreamed he was skiing.


in this Joke was Bob's name suppose to be in place of Dans? or are there 4 guys in bed??
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in this Joke was Bob's name suppose to be in place of Dans? or are there 4 guys in bed??
I wondered about that myself.
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in this Joke was Bob's name suppose to be in place of Dans? or are there 4 guys in bed??
Lets have another drink....
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First guy (proudly): "My wife's an angel!"

73vettegirl's husband. "You're lucky, mine's still alive."



Us old guys gotta go to bed now. Have fun.
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Your Proctologist called, he found your head.

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Old 11-02-2007, 08:35 PM   #37
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First guy (proudly): "My wife's an angel!"

73vettegirl's husband. "You're lucky, mine's still alive."

Good night folks! That's the show!
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Old 11-02-2007, 08:37 PM   #38
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Oh NO...last one...

Bob had just finished reading the book, 'MAN OF THE HOUSE'.

Bob stormed into the kitchen and walked directly up to his wife.

Pointing a finger in her face, he said, "From now on, I want you to know that I am the man of this house, and my word is law! I want you to prepare me a gourmet meal tonight, and when I'm finished eating my meal, I expect a sumptuous dessert afterward. Then, after dinner, you are going to draw me my bath so I can relax. And when I'm finished with my bath, guess who's going to dress me and comb my hair?"

His wife replied, "The fucking funeral director would be my guess?!"
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Now how in the hell did I get drug into this?
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Now how in the hell did I get drug into this?
You appeared!!!
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Old 11-03-2007, 04:18 AM   #41
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I knew there was going to be hell to pay, but I just couldn't pass that up.
it's kinda like licking a 9 volt battery.. you know it's gonna hurt but ya do it anyway...
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Old 11-03-2007, 06:10 AM   #42
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Funny stuff here.
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Woke up, Got my morning Java and I am checking my DC.....These are freakin Hilarious!!!!!


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I'm just peeking....
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Woke up, Got my morning Java and I am checking my DC.....These are freakin Hilarious!!!!!


Just so you know...I didn't start it!!!
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