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Old 11-03-2007, 08:33 AM   #46
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Just so you know...I didn't start it!!!
You threw some pretty good ones in there!!!!
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You threw some pretty good ones in there!!!!
Yeah good ole Bob started that one....rjent wasn't even here to help me!!
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Yeah good ole Bob started that one....rjent wasn't even here to help me!!

Better watch out, it might not be over.
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...rjent wasn't even here to help me!!
Just a touch and go, but here goes ....

A farmer is gave his wife, 73VetteGirl, last-minute instructions before heading to town to do chores.
"That fellow from Sematol will be along this afternoon to inseminate one of the cows. I've hung a nail by the right stall so you'll know which one I want him to impregnate."
Satisfied that even 73VetteGirl could understand the instructions, the farmer left for town.
That afternoon, the 'Inseminator' arrives, and 73VetteGirl dutifully takes him out to the barn and directly to the stall with the nail.
"This is the cow right here," she tells him.
"What's the nail for?" the guy asks.
73VetteGirl Replies, "I guess its to hang up your pants."


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Just a touch and go, but here goes ....

A farmer is gave his wife, 73VetteGirl, last-minute instructions before heading to town to do chores.
"That fellow from Sematol will be along this afternoon to inseminate one of the cows. I've hung a nail by the right stall so you'll know which one I want him to impregnate."
Satisfied that even 73VetteGirl could understand the instructions, the farmer left for town.
That afternoon, the 'Inseminator' arrives, and 73VetteGirl dutifully takes him out to the barn and directly to the stall with the nail.
"This is the cow right here," she tells him.
"What's the nail for?" the guy asks.
73VetteGirl Replies, "I guess its to hang up your pants."


Oh hell, here we go again.
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Your Proctologist called, he found your head.

"My dog Minton ate two shuttlecocks yesterday."
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Just a touch and go, but here goes ....

A farmer is gave his wife, 73VetteGirl, last-minute instructions before heading to town to do chores.
"That fellow from Sematol will be along this afternoon to inseminate one of the cows. I've hung a nail by the right stall so you'll know which one I want him to impregnate."
Satisfied that even 73VetteGirl could understand the instructions, the farmer left for town.
That afternoon, the 'Inseminator' arrives, and 73VetteGirl dutifully takes him out to the barn and directly to the stall with the nail.
"This is the cow right here," she tells him.
"What's the nail for?" the guy asks.
73VetteGirl Replies, "I guess its to hang up your pants."



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73vettegirl and her husband went on vacation to the Holy Land. While they were there, 73vettegirl suddenly passed away.

The undertaker told her husband, 'You can have her shipped home for 5000, or you can bury her here in the Holy Land for 150.'

He thought about it and told him he would just have her shipped home.

The undertaker asked, 'Why would you spend 5,000 to ship your wife home, when it would be wonderful to have her buried here and spend only 150?'

73vettegirls husband replied, 'a man died here 2,000 years ago, was buried here, and three days later he rose from the dead. I just can't take that chance.'


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Your Proctologist called, he found your head.

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I have to run to Home Depot for a lil bit but...


ITS ON!!!!
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When rjent and 73vettegirl decided to get married, 73vettegirl didn't know if she should wear white, as she had been married before. Rjent said honey don't worry so much, just wear white if you want to.

73vettegirl said that's so sweet of you to think I should wear white, seeing I've been married before. Rjent said, well actually I just think the dishwasher should match the stove and the fridge.

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Your Proctologist called, he found your head.

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One day, Rjent was tending to his livestock when he noticed that one of his cows was completely cross-eyed. He called up a veterinarian friend of his who told him to bring in his cow. The vet took one look at the cow, stuck a tube up the cow's butt, and blew into the tube until the cow's eyes straightened out. The vet charged Rjent a hundred bucks, and he went home happy. About a week later, the cow's eyes were cross-eyed again, but this time Rjnet figured he could probably take care of it himself. So he called his hired hand, Bob88, over, and together they put a tube up the cow's butt. Then Rjent put his lips to the tube and started to blow. Strangely, nothing happened, so he asked Bob to give it a try. Bob removed the tube, turned it around, put it in the cow's butt and started to blow.
"What are you doing?" asked Rjent, horrified.

"Well, I wasn't gonna use the side that YOU had put your lips on."
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