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Old 11-07-2007, 06:38 PM   #121
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Bassist goes into a bar and orders 6 shots of whiskey. As he starts downing them the bartender ask him whats the occasion. I'm celebrating my first blow job bassist says. How was it ask the bartender. It was great Bassist says, but I can't seem to get the taste out of my mouth.
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Your Proctologist called, he found your head.

"My dog Minton ate two shuttlecocks yesterday."
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Old 11-07-2007, 06:39 PM   #122
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"The thrill is gone from my marriage," ChuckA told his friend Bassist.

Bassist suggests, "Why not add some intrigue to your life and have an affair?"

"But what if my wife finds out?" asks ChuckA.

"Heck, this is a new age we live in, Chuck. Go ahead and tell her about it!" said Bassist.

So ChuckA went home and said, "Dear, I think an affair will bring us closer together."

"Forget it," said his wife. "I've tried that? It didn't work."
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Old 11-07-2007, 07:01 PM   #124
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73vettegirl was getting a little older so she went to talk to her doctor.

She said, Doc I have a problem.

Doctor: Well, are you regular?

Yes I am. Every day I do a number one at 7:30 in the morning and a number two at 8:30.

Doctor: So, what's the problem?

73vettegirl, I don't get up until 9:30!
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Your Proctologist called, he found your head.

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Old 11-07-2007, 07:06 PM   #125
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73vettegirl and her husband went to a "Dude Ranch" while in Texas.

The cowboy preparing the horses asked 73 if she wanted a Western or English saddle, and she asked what the difference was.

When he told her one had a horn and one didn't, she replied, "The one without the horn is fine. I don't expect we'll run into too much traffic."
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Your Proctologist called, he found your head.

"My dog Minton ate two shuttlecocks yesterday."
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Old 11-07-2007, 07:06 PM   #126
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both are funny
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Old 11-07-2007, 07:18 PM   #127
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Vettegirl said to her doctor, "you have to help me , I hurt all over"
"What do you mean?' said the doctor/
Vette girl touched her right knee with her index finger and yelled, "Ow, that hurts," Then she touched her left cheek and yelled again, "Ouch! That hurts, too." Then she touched her right earlobe, "Ow, even that hurts."
The doctor asked vettegirl, "Are you a natural blonde?"
"Why yes," she said.
"I thought so," said the doctor..."You have a sprained finger."
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Old 11-07-2007, 07:23 PM   #128
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A blind guy named BASSIST sitting on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?"
Quietly the guy on the stool next to him, leans over and says "You should know that the bartender is blonde and so is the bouncers. Plus i myself am blonde and there are two football players sitting on your right. Now go ahead and tell your joke."
"Oh no..." replied Bassist. "I'm not telling it and have to explain it 5 times"
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Old 11-07-2007, 07:34 PM   #129
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I know mine are not as good as yours but i am trying
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Old 11-07-2007, 09:32 PM   #130
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73vettegirl was out cruizin' the rural areas (again! ) and happened on a farm boy walking down a country lane. She stopped and picked him up and struck up a conversation. Boy, "My name is Spiderpat (why not? ) he retorted", OK spider boy, where are you going? "Well" spiderpat replied, "My dad, gave me some money, and said to go to a big town and become a man. I really don't know what that means. Can you help?"

"Sure 73 answered, I know just what to do and we don't really even have to go to the big city." "Allright" spider retorted, "let's go!" 73 took him to the closest motel and did the deed. When they had finished she asked him what he thought.

Spider thought for a min. and then with a scared look on his face said ....

"I guess it was alright, actually better than alright, it was great, but ....

I think you curdled my urine! "

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Old 11-07-2007, 09:50 PM   #131
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Bring me into it will ya

Rjent headed to the local house of Ill repute for his passage into manhood. He was met at the door by the Lady of the house 73vettegirl.
He explains his situation to her and she Nods. She tells him she knows exactly what he needs. "69"
She takes him upstairs and they get undressed and assume the position. Just as Rjent starts to get his face wet, 73vettegirl slides out a little fart.
Rjent is taken by suprise, but goes about his duty.
73Vettegirl lets another Fart escape. This stops rjent a second time then he is right back at it.
Yet again, 73vettegirl immerses rjents face in a fart.
This time rjent gets up and proceeds to get dressed.
73vettegirl asks him if he is ok.
Rjent says yeah, but I don't think that I can take 66 more of those.

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Old 11-07-2007, 10:04 PM   #132
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Spiderpat and Bob88 when they were just boys, they where bosom buddies (no pun intended ). One afternoon they crossed the tracks near the towns brothel. They sat across the street and just watched for a while. They would see a nicely dressed man walk up to the door with a scowl on his face, an older woman (it is reputed that the woman was 73vettegirl but never proven) would meet him, take some money, the man would enter, and come out in about 30 mins with a smile on his face. The boys were facinated. Spidey asked Bob if he knew what was going on. Bob didn't know, but suggested that they walk over, knock on the door and find out! They did, 73vettegirl came to the door, and asked what two boys were doing at her door. Spidey asked what made the men change. 73 laughed out loud and told them a piece of ass, you will understand someday. She started to close the door, but bob put his foot to block it and told her they wanted to learn now. She looked at them and said it is 5 dollars apeice .... bob reached into his pocket and said that he had a nickel and spider said that he did too. 73 took the coins stuck her hand in her drawers , stuck her fingers under each of their noses and told them to scram.

Bob and spider ran about a block, and stopped. Spider asked bob, what he thought, bob replied...

Hard to tell, but I don't think I would want 5 dollars worth!
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Old 11-08-2007, 06:29 AM   #133
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Old 11-08-2007, 06:31 AM   #134
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Just wait til I find some time this morning!!!
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Who needs TV with this drama going on.

Ya'll are crazy....but funny!
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