:spanked:Bassist goes on vacation to a tropical island. As soon as he gets off the plane, he hears drums. He thinks "Wow, this is cool." He goes to the beach, he hears the drums, he eats lunch, he hears drums, he goes to a luau, he hears drums. He tries to go to sleep, yet he hears drums.
This goes on for several nights, and gets to the point where Bassist can't sleep at night because of the drums. Finally, he goes down to the front desk.
When he gets there, he asks the manager, "Hey! What's with these drums. Don't they ever stop? I can't get any sleep."
The manager says, "No! Drums must never stop. It's very bad if drums stop."
"When drums stop...bass solo begins." :rolling: :rolling: :rolling:
Teresa, have you been talking to my wife? :laughing::rolling: :smack :rolling:
What's the difference between a Bassist and a rhino that's just eaten a tin of baked beans?
One a huge useless thing that makes a deep farting noise and the other is a rhino. :smack :smack
Not bad for a guy that can fart louder than a Rhino.:smack :smack :smack73vettegirl is sitting in a pub, when sfallison with an incredibly small head walks in and sits down next to her.
73vettegirl looks up and bursts out laughing. She asks, "What on earth happened to your head?"
sfallison replies, "I was stranded on an island and a bottle floated up. I opened it and out came a female genie. She was by far the most beautiful woman I had ever seen. She told me I had one wish - so I took my time and thought long and hard about what I wanted. Finally, I told her that I wanted to spend the rest of our lives making passionate love to each other. She told me that was the one wish she couldn't fulfill."
"So, then what happened?" asked the 73vettegirl
"Well, before I could think, I blurted out, 'So I suppose a little head is out of the question?'"