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If you've already seen this sorry, if not I hope you enjoy it!


Arthur Davidson, inventor of the Harley Davidson Motorcycle Corporation,
died and went to heaven.
At the gates, St. Peter told Arthur, "Since you've been such a good man
and your motorcycles have changed the world, your reward is that you can
hang out
with anyone you want in Heaven."

Arthur thought about it for a minute and then said, "I want to hang out
with God."

St. Peter took Arthur to the Throne Room, and introduced him to God
Arthur then asked God, "Hey, aren't you the inventor of women?


"God said, "Ah, yes. "

"Well," said Arthur, "professional to professional, you have some major
design flaws in your invention. Namely,

1. There's too much inconsistency in the front-end protrusion.

2. It chatters constantly at high speeds.

3. Most of the rear ends are too soft and wobble too much.

4. The intake is placed way to close to the exhaust and, finally,

5. The maintenance costs are outrageous."

"Hmmmm, you may have some good points there," replied God, "hold on."

God went to his Celestial super computer, typed in a few words and
waited for the results.. The computer printed out a slip of paper,
and God read it...

"Well, it may be true that my invention is flawed," God said to Arthur,
"but according to these numbers, more men are riding my
invention than yours.....
 

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LMAO thats good
 

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:laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

They have sport bikes and cruisers. Some are built for comfort and some are built for speed.
 
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