She's a gurl and will have no problem in eastern Kentucky. Most guys around these here parts would whoop some ass if anyone tried to cause her harm. Kids are the future. Now as for your little roly-poly ass, that could be a bit different. I hear Foggy Mountain Breakdown starting up right about now. Where did I put my Bow?She likes doing it but her mom has banned her from stepping foot in Eastern, KY. Something about banjos and pigs squealing
Now that would be a shame. I hate for you to come home some evening and get up with your great looking girlfriend. You know, the one with the killer body and the very pointy toed heels. The shame would be when you came home and had to tell her that some saggy-assed old guy done whooped up on your ass. Don't make me drive to Louisville.:smackYou wish your old saggy ass was as roly-poly as mine!