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so im rolling back from chinatown in the vette around 630 am this morning--
gotta go get mama that gon lo mein and dim sum she likes
for breakfast on the weekends.

as i hit the red light at the corner of king st. and pensacola blvd,
i have a newish ( last 3-4 years maybe? ) challenger
colored arrest me red pull up next to me.

its got at least aftermarket mufflers, and it must be a stick -
cause the guy driving it is throwing revs at me.

oh boy. this might be fun...

i pop it in "N" and give him a healthy rap on the throttle.
doesnt seem to phase him, hes still revvin it up.
i pop it back into 1st and load it against the brake just a touch,
maybe 1400rpm.

here we go...

the light goes green and he steps off his clutch at what sounds like
3500rpm and just blows his tires away.

classic mistake. amazes me how many guys i beat this way...

i come out on the throttle gently, roll into it, and run it to 6000rpm in 1st, bang 2nd and run it to 4500 then hit 3rd and shut off.

he was in my mirror the whole time, a few lengths back.
never even saw him out of the corner of my eye.

the next light turns yellow so i slow down to stop,
and he goes blazing through it honking his horn.

what a doofus.

you mad, bro? :rolling:
 

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The dooficiousnes of doofus dooficity. :laughing:

Another MOPAR owner with buyers remorse.
 

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Yeah That Jerk went and told his Buddies he beat the Vette as he ran the light that you where stopped at Prob thought he would beat that Shark like a Step Child.:laughing:
Anny word on Hurricane headed your way??? I was there last year at The Big Island when The Hurricane hit in August. Then The next morning we got hit with a 4.5 Earthquake...
 

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Yeah That Jerk went and told his Buddies he beat the Vette as he ran the light that you where stopped at Prob thought he would beat that Shark like a Step Child.:laughing:
Anny word on Hurricane headed your way??? I was there last year at The Big Island when The Hurricane hit in August. Then The next morning we got hit with a 4.5 Earthquake...
that would be hurricane "kilo"?
its sitting just to the south, kinda stagnated--just sitting there.
making it miserable for us, temps 92-94 daily, with
96 percent humidity...

its like living in a fricken sauna. :thud:
 

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Yeah that's the one... Yeah it gets that bad in Huston with high Humidity. Lucky I don't live there been there and it was Horrible.
Stay safe
 

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We are leaving tomorrow for 10 days in Grand Cayman. We always go during hurricane season (go figure). We spent last week watching hurricane Danny head our way, but it fizzled. Now we have Erika on the move. Looking like it's going to pass to the NE of us, but you never know about these things. Every year when we go we are on full time hurricane watch because something is always moving toward the Caribbean this time of year. Oh, well. You pays your money...you takes your chances. Nice kill of a doofus BTW. He had the tried and true technique of bona fide losers. Get your ass whipped really good, but refuse to slow down once the victor gets off of it. It probably should be renamed Mopar Syndrome. :laughing:
 

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Hellcat!! Drag Race
Kill a motherfucker
4.88gears Pontiac 455
Gunny knows...
Hellcats are faster than anything...





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Nice kill
 

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Hellcat!! Drag Race

Kill a motherfucker

4.88gears Pontiac 455

Gunny knows...

Hellcats are faster than anything...











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Nice kill

Lol. That's funny no matter who you are.
 

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Hellcat!! Drag Race
Kill a motherfucker
4.88gears Pontiac 455
Gunny knows...
Hellcats are faster than anything...





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Nice kill

you forgot the
"f*ckina$$motherf*ckers"
part...
and thats the best part, dude !
how could you forget it. amateurs, i tell yah...:rolling:
 

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you forgot the
"f*ckina$$motherf*ckers"
part...
and thats the best part, dude !
how could you forget it. amateurs, i tell yah...:rolling:
There is a 1987 SS Monte Carlo in the shop today.
I welded in a Test O2 Bung.
On the Rollers.
LS1 . 4L80E Trans.
Long tubes 1-7/8" 3 ".
Hogan Copy cat sheetmetal intake.
The Top Plenum is moving 1/4" in.
Like a Balloon being deflated.
Never seen that before.
Neither has my Boss. Krazy Stuff.

Installing a Turbo kit in a 5.0 too today.
 

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Hellcat!! Drag Race
Kill a motherfucker
4.88gears Pontiac 455
Gunny knows...
Hellcats are faster than anything...





Whoops, sorry forgot who I was.
OK there "Hellcat magic". And don't forget to spell ****ing....."****en". Geesh, the humanity, or lack thereof.
 
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