Call up Big Chief and Murder Nova.Now you're getting it. Yes. Exactly. And you know what? I am an ill experienced jet engine tuner also.
Now if we could just get you to understand that I accept and am extremely happy with my position in life just as it is. The grass is greener on my side, bud. I don't want to jump the fence and become something else. That is for people like you.
No I will never tune a 5 second car. I have already done tuning work on an 8 second car, thou. An 80's regal. Grey. Deep in the 8's, actually. And you have seen that car and know exactly what I am talking about.
Tell them your a better EFI tuner.