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See how many you can get right....i'll post the answers on Wed.
If you've recieved this email don't answer :) pleeeeeaaaasssse

1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?

2. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?

3. The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the animals attend except one. Which animal does not attend?


4. There is a river you must cross but it is inhabited by crocodiles. How do you manage it?
 

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Strega said:
See how many you can get right....i'll post the answers on Wed.
If you've recieved this email don't answer :) pleeeeeaaaasssse

1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?

2. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?

3. The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the animals attend except one. Which animal does not attend?


4. There is a river you must cross but it is inhabited by crocodiles. How do you manage it?
1. Since you don't mention size, I'll avoid my brains desire to think large and I'll say just open up the fridge and put the giraffe in.

2. Same as above.

3. Clueless.

4. Find the narrowist part and swim like hell.
 

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pat i can say that some of your answers are partially or completely correct
 

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1) You'll need to add an "F" for A G I R A F F E
to fit into A R E F R I G E R A T O R

2) A N E L E P H A N T will never fit into A R E F R I G E R A T O R


3) The host (Lion King) doesn't ATTEND his own conference


4) A bridge?
 
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1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?



The correct answer is: Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe, and close the door. This question tests whether you tend to do simple things in an overly complicated way.

2. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?



Did you say, "Open the refrigerator, put in the elephant, and close the refrigerator?" (Wrong Answer) Correct Answer: Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put in the elephant and close the door. This tests your ability to think through the repercussions of your previous actions.

3. The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the animals attend except one. Which animal does not attend?

Correct Answer: The Elephant. The elephant is in the refrigerator. You just put him in there. This tests your memory.


OK, even if you did not answer the first three questions correctly, you still have one more chance to show your true abilities.

4. There is a river you must cross but it is inhabited by crocodiles. How do you manage it?


Correct Answer: You swim across. All the crocodiles are attending the Animal Conference. This tests whether you learn quickly from your mistakes.

According to Anderson Consulting Worldwide, around 90% of the professionals they tested got all questions wrong. But many preschoolers got several correct answers. Anderson Consulting says this conclusively disproves the theory that most professionals have the brains of a four year old. Send this
out to frustrate all of your smart friends.
 

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Strega said:
1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?



The correct answer is: Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe, and close the door. This question tests whether you tend to do simple things in an overly complicated way.

2. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?



Did you say, "Open the refrigerator, put in the elephant, and close the refrigerator?" (Wrong Answer) Correct Answer: Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put in the elephant and close the door. This tests your ability to think through the repercussions of your previous actions.

3. The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the animals attend except one. Which animal does not attend?

Correct Answer: The Elephant. The elephant is in the refrigerator. You just put him in there. This tests your memory.


OK, even if you did not answer the first three questions correctly, you still have one more chance to show your true abilities.

4. There is a river you must cross but it is inhabited by crocodiles. How do you manage it?


Correct Answer: You swim across. All the crocodiles are attending the Animal Conference. This tests whether you learn quickly from your mistakes.

According to Anderson Consulting Worldwide, around 90% of the professionals they tested got all questions wrong. But many preschoolers got several correct answers. Anderson Consulting says this conclusively disproves the theory that most professionals have the brains of a four year old. Send this
out to frustrate all of your smart friends.

WTH??? :huh: :laughing:

Patrick: You may be an semi-idiot...but im a COMPLETE idiot!
 

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5.7L your a lost cause
 

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Why can't you put the giraffe, elephant and crocodiles in the fridge and go watch The Lion King? Who's got popcorn?:excited: :excited:
 
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