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Q. What's the Cuban National Anthem???

A. Row, Row, Row Your Boat.




Q. Where does an Irish family go on vacation???

A. A different bar..




Q. What did the Chinese couple name their tan, curly-haired baby???

A. Sum Ting Wong.




Q. What do you call it when an Italian has one arm shorter than the other???

A. A speech impediment.




Q. Why aren't there any Puerto Ricans on Star Trek ???

A. Because they're not going to work in the future either.




Q. Why do Driver Ed classes in redneck, Kentucky, schools use the car only on Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays???

A. Because on Tuesday and Thursday, the Sex Ed class uses it.




Q. What's the difference between a southern zoo and a northern zoo???

A. The southern zoo has a description of the animal along with a recipe.




Q How do you get a sweet little 80-year-old lady to say the 'F' word???

A. Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell, 'BINGO!'




Q. What's the difference between a northern fairytale and a southern fairytale???

A. A northern fairytale begins...'Once upon a time....'

A southern fairytale begins..... 'Y'all ain't gonna believe this ****.'




Q. Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team???

A. Because all the Mexicans who can run, jump or swim are already in the United States.


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O COME WOK TODAY!'

Hung Chow calls his work and says, 'Hey, I no come wok today, I really sick . Got headache, stomach ache and legs hurt, I no come wok.'

The boss says, 'You know something, Hung Chow, I really need you today. When I feel sick like you do, I go to my wife and tell her to give me sex. That makes everything better and I go to work. You try that.

Two hours later Hung Chow calls again. 'I do what you say and I feel great. I be at wok soon.......You got nice house'.
 

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What's better than winning a gold medal in the special olypics?

Not being retarded.


Why dont women need umbrellas?

It doesnt rain between the kitchen and the bedroom.



This is one of my favs:

Q. Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team???

A. Because all the Mexicans who can run, jump or swim are already in the United States.
 

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Why doesn't Poland have a Ice Hockey team for the Olympics. They all drowned while practicing in the summer!! :rolling:
 

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Q. Do you know why polish last names all end in ski?
A. They don't know how to spell toboggan

Q. What do you get when you cross a Mexican and a German?
A. A Beaner-Schnitzel
 

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Q. How do you sink and Italian battleship?
A. Put it in water.


Two indians were talking:

Indian 1: "Standing Deer, how did you get your name?"
Indian 2: "My father looked out of the teepee at the moment I was born, and there was a deer standing in the field..........why do you ask Two Dogs ****ing?"
 

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Here's one for all the nurse's on D.C. :thumbsup:

I went to see the nurse this morning for my annual check-up. She said I had to stop wanking. When I asked why she said, "Because I'm trying to examine you!"
 

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A woman is shopping at a grocery store. She picks up a half gallon of skim milk, 2 loaves of wheat bread, one dozen organic eggs, and some carrots. She goes to the checkout line.
"You must be single." the clerk says.
Amazed at the flattering insight of the clerk, the woman says, "Yes I am. How could you tell?".
"Because you're ugly".
 

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What do you call four Mexicans sinking in a boat?


Quatro Cinco
 

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Why does Helen Keller only masturbate with one hand?


So she can moan with the other.
 

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What do you do when an epileptic has a seizure in the bath tub?


Throw the laundry in.
 

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How many sailors does it take to kick a marines ass?



It takes 20, 19 to shake him out of the tree and 1 to do it.
 

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Here's an oldie

Why do farts stink?


So deaf people can also enjoy them.
 
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