OK you asked for it...Feel free to add to the list.
wow that sucks-- not a winning team anywhere in there...lolNow that millions of decent people are rightly offended by the above race, gender, and disability jokes, feel free to rip on me - I'm a mut made up of at least four different kinds of euro-trash: Dutch, German, English, French, and who knows what else. The only one I'm ashamed of is the French part, lol. :laughing:
There are two versions equally funny about this joke, one is that of a Ferrari in which when reversing into a parking, the Ferrari´s back bumper jams with a Fiat 500.A man decided that he was going to ride a 10-speed bike from Phoenix to Flagstaff. He got as far as Black Canyon City before the mountains became just too much and he could go no further. He stuck his thumb out, but after 3 hours, he hadn’t gotten a single person to stop. Finally, a guy in a Corvette pulled over and offered him a ride. Of course, the bike wouldn’t fit in the car. The corvette owner found a piece of rope lying by the highway and tied it to his bumper. He tied the other end to the bike and told the man that if he was going to fast, to honk the horn on his bike and he would slow down.
Everything went fine for the first 30 miles. Suddenly, another Corvette blew past them. Not to be outdone, the Corvette pulling the bike took off after the other. A short distance down the road, the Corvettes, both going well over 120 mph, blew through a speed trap.
The police officer noted the speed from his radar gun and radio to the other officer that he has two Corvettes headed his way at over 120 mph. HE then relayed, and you’re not going to believe this, but there’s a guy on a 10-speed bike honking to pass!