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Mike Tyson Files Chapter 11

Mike Tyson, who at his prime was worth upwards of $300 million, is now worth around $000,000.00. How can a person spend that much money without putting a few million away for a rainy day. But hey, Its Mike Tyson.:stick:
 

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First, he is as dumb as a new born baby.

Second, he is in the most corrupt sports-business on the planet.


"Mike, this is your accountant, you are out of money!"
 

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You think he has always been that dumb, or could the cause be that he has been catching left hooks to the side of the head for most of his adult life.

One thing Mike is doing right is that he is sueing Don King. Don King has screwed many good/moral boxers out of millions of dollars. Go get him MIKE!!
 
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Some one just needs to put a bullet in his head. He is wasting our oxygen!
 

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Some one just needs to put a bullet in his head. He is wasting our oxygen!
Could'nt have said it better myself. :laughing:
 

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Today's Quiz:

1) Which has the higher IQ?

A. Mike Tyson
B. A boat anchor.

2) When Mike Tyson speaks....

A. ... he amazes the crowd with his brilliance.
B. He sounds like a sissy that is dumb as a finger nail.

3) Mike Tyson can operate...

A. His eyelids.
B. A light-switch.
C. Neither.

4) Mike Tyson has a chauffeur because...

A. He can't read street signs.
B. He tries to start the glovebox instead of the ignition.
C. He normally can't find his way home.
D. All of the above.

5) Mike Tyson is broke because ...

A. All of his lawyers worked for Don King.
B. He can't read the contracts he signs.
C. He's a ****ing idiot.
D. All of the above.

6) Mike Tyson will...

A. become even more stupid over time.
B. sexually assault more women.
C. continue to be confused about operating a telephone.
D. All of the above.
 

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I'm glad this thread got some responces. I thought I was the only one that thought Tyson was a FOOL...

cant operate his eye lids???:laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

Is that your Test Pat, or was it pulled from the net? Funny!!
 

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I'm glad this thread got some responces. I thought I was the only one that thought Tyson was a FOOL...

cant operate his eye lids???:laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

Is that your Test Pat, or was it pulled from the net? Funny!!
i would hate to fight him,but hes a punk your not the only one who thinks so.hes a sucker to.
he once said he would fight anybody in his bachyard for free.then when that crazy fighter RUHAUS hes from RIO,spelling way wrong,wanted to fight him in the UFC, tyson backed down.Shaq said he would fight him 5 rounds on pay-per view-again nothing.Shaq has multiple blackbelts,won many breakdancing tournaments and is a great wreasler and street fighter,that would have been fun to watch.anyone else into the UFC ?BLM?they have weekend bareknuckle fighting in this club a few times a year.i thought about it a couple times,theres a big navy seal thats won the past couple.:partyon:
 

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not a good out come either way.if Shaq got you(or me)in a head-lock,hes strong enough to crush the skull,maybe pop open like a can of tomatoes.:laughing:
 
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