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Non Rules and Why-Laws

APPLICATION FOR NONMEMBERSHIP
NON-CLUB CLUB

I, ____________________ SOLEMNLY SWEAR TO PAY NO DUES, NEVER TO VOTE ON ANY MATTER OR ACTIVITY, TO JUST SHOW UP WHENEVER MY PRESENCE IT NOT REQUIRED AT BUT IS ALLOWED, THAT I WILL NEVER COME TO ANY NON CLUB CLUB NON OFFICIAL ACTIVITY IN ANY CAR OR TRUCK THAT COULD BE DESIGNATED BY ANY OTHER NON CLUB CLUB NON MEMBER AS A "RICER". I FURTHER PLEDGE TO SCORN AND PHYSICALLY FIGHT IF DEEMED NECESSAY BY A NON VOTE OF THE MAJORITY OF NON MEMBERS ANY ATTEMPT BY ANY NON PREAPPROVED "UN" MEMBER TO NOT WANT TO BECOME A NON MEMBER IN THE NON CLUB CLUB WHO APPLYS FOR SAID NON MEMEBERSHIP IF SAID NON APPLICANT DOES NOT OWN AT LEAST ONE
CORVETTE

SO HELP ME, BOWLING GREEN

SIGNED___________________ DATE_______________

Please print, sign and date, then destroy in a manner that leaves no evidence whatsoever!

And our RULES & WHYLAWS

THE NON CLUB CLUB of OKLAHOMA

THE NONRULES AND WHYLAWS

SECTION ONE THE NONRULES

1. There are no Rules!
2. See nonrule number 1.

SECTION TWO THE WHYLAWS

1. The Whylaws are not needed but since they are required for some unknown reason we have agreed to not have the following:
a. No one shall be excluded from nonmembership unless they don’t own a Corvette, know someone who does, never wants to own one, or thinks that Corvettes suck.
b. Dues will not be accepted at any time! If you feel the need to buy something, buy a beer, lunch, dinner or a very expensive mod for another nonmember.
c. Compliments on a nonmembers Vette are encouraged but not required unless you are trying to trick another nonmember into complying with 1.b. above. Then it might be a good idea.
d. Trash talking on the Corvette Forum, in person, or on any other semi-acceptable form of communication is very much encouraged, but, not required.
e. Modding of any Corvette is permissible at any time for any reason even if no one understands or agrees with the mod in nonquestion.
f. No votes are considered binding for any reason whatsoever for whatever the vote was taken for because,,,,,no votes can be counted because no voting will be allowed or recognized. See Nonrule number 1.
g. Aspirin is the recommended, but non required drug to ingest before reading further.
h. Non Club Club of Oklahoma nonevents are non sanctioned by anybody, any Body unless the nonmembers nonagree that it is cool to show up or not.
i. A fully nonsanctioned Non Club Club of Oklahoma event is defined as anytime one or more nonmembers do anything while doing that function within 10,000 miles of their Corvette or if the nonmember thinks about their Corvette within three and one half weeks of performing the aforementioned thing they were doing.
j. Any nonmember can be identified as driving or parking any Vette as either really clean or really filthy or anywhere in between at anytime unless it is real dark. Then, and only then, unless nobody cares or notices, can such identification and description be a matter of discussion or not.
k. Photographic evidence of Mods are encouraged but not required unless a nonmember throws the smiley face with the BS flag, either in person or on the Corvette Forum or other acceptable communication forum. In case of the noncompliance with this whylaw, nothing will be done, maybe.
l. Street Racing is Officially discouraged and will not be tolerated,,,,but will be graded.
m. At NO Time shall any nonmember not belong to the Non Club Club of Oklahoma unless at that time the nonmember secretly needs to not belong in order to save his or her life, or, get laid.
n. Ricer owners SUCK! Mostly.
o. Nonsanctioned Nonevents don't count unless any nonmember wants them to, or not.
p. Never, and WE mean NEVER does any nonmember EVER,,,,,,, NEVERMIND!
q. Damn, we are only on q. Well we don't like q. Or do we?
r. All attempts to increase RWHP or RWTQ are encouraged. But non required,,,,yeah right.
s. Pictures of Non Club Club of Oklahoma NonEvents are Nonsanctioned and cannot be sold, reproduced, copied, edited or given away without the expressed written consent of the pictured nonmember’s car or nonmember. Or not.
t. Really BAD pics can cause death or bodily harm to be inflicted on the photographer by a nonvote of the entire nonmembership.
u. Really tacky, drunken, sober, ugly or any where in between behavior will be noticed.
v. All nonmembers are nonrequired to have on their person or in their console enough quarters to wash their Vette just in case it needs it! Or not.
w. Nonmembers can never renounce their nonmembership unless they don't have a Vette anymore, pledge to never own a Vette ever again, buy a RICER or decide to purchase a Ugo. In which case a special Non Club Club of Oklahoma nonmeeting will not be called to not decide whether or not the nonmember should lose his or her nonmembership status.
x. In no way should nonmembership in the Non Club Club of Oklahoma be considered as an accomplishment of any kind.
y. In no way should nonmembership in the Non Club Club of Oklahoma be considered as anything to be ashamed of. Unless, (see m. above) then it's cool, or maybe just excusable.
z. Finally. See Below*

Nothing on the previous pages means anything at all,,,,,,,,,,unless you want it to, and in that case don't tell anyone because they won't or shouldn't care.
 

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Great stuff boss. Remember folks, there are great benefits to the NCCO! Don't fill out the non rules and you're an instant non member. Beat that! :partyon:
 

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Im a little confussed :crazy: but i think i am a non member now :thumbsup: since i read the whole thing!!
:rolling:

Would that make me a non member of the non club club of Oklahoma-St Louis Chapter? Maybe i could be the CEO of my local non chapter, :cheers:
 

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Im a little confussed :crazy:
Perfect! You fit right in.

but i think i am a non member now :thumbsup: since i read the whole thing!!
That's correct. You're not.

Would that make me a non member of the non club club of Oklahoma-St Louis Chapter?
Pretty well.

Maybe i could be the CEO of my local non chapter.
I'm sure jay will be here soon to not grant you that non position. :cheers:
 

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Sweet!! im looking forward to not being a member of the NCCO. Im looking forwad to the non meetings and all the non arguing about money and rules that of coarse there are none of.

I like it :cheers:
 

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Sweet!! im looking forward to not being a member of the NCCO. Im looking forwad to the non meetings and all the non arguing about money and rules that of coarse there are none of.

I like it :cheers:
It's NonOfficial, you are a NonMember. :buhbye:
 

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Sweet!! im looking forward to not being a member of the NCCO. Im looking forwad to the non meetings and all the non arguing about money and rules that of coarse there are none of.
What if this concept could be applied to politics and politicians? :lookinup:
 

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and where don't you send the dues :rolling: i have been a member for years i guess , not sure i have not signed up or anything , so i don't know if i'm a member or not a member :lookinup: wow i'm confused . :D


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and where don't you send the dues :rolling: i have been a member for years i guess , not sure i have not signed up or anything , so i don't know if i'm a member or not a member :lookinup: wow i'm confused . :D


oak
Wow there are 2 of us in Mo, we have a good non start to the Missouri non chapter. We can start having a non event at the Outlaw Cigar Shop in April. We can eat drink and not talk about the non club...:rolling:

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And if elected as the nonpresident, I will not run, I will not preside over any nonmeetings no mater how many nonmembers don't show up. wait I'm not a member, wait that would make me a nonmember, so would I not be elegibl to run for nonpresident.
 

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Wow there are 2 of us in Mo, we have a good non start to the Missouri non chapter. We can start having a non event at the Outlaw Cigar Shop in April. We can eat drink and not talk about the non club...:rolling:

Steve
actually there are a few more of us , but the event you want to show up at is the june event , when they do the calander tryout's there were about 300 nubile young ladies this last time all in bikinis trying to get us to vote for them :D

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And if elected as the nonpresident, I will not run, I will not preside over any nonmeetings no mater how many nonmembers don't show up. wait I'm not a member, wait that would make me a nonmember, so would I not be elegibl to run for nonpresident.
Let's vote on that. All those not in favor say "Bull$hit!" Seeing as there are no voting members, it passed. You're in. Or is that out? :WTF
 

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actually there are a few more of us , but the event you want to show up at is the june event , when they do the calander tryout's there were about 300 nubile young ladies this last time all in bikinis trying to get us to vote for them :D

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How do i get to be a judge for that.....i dont want to be a non judge i want to be a judge :rolling:

I was going to come to the last one but i endded up having to work :lookinup: I thought the next one was in April oh well whenever the next one is im gonna be there. I have friends in KC so it will be a party weekend :partyon: .
 

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only non-members will be present , and we ALLwill be judges but none of the non-members cars will be judged this is a non-car show , starting in april and then every other month , only june has calander tryouts :D

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Wow i stumbled across this thread again and im confussed all over again. :rolling:

Guess ill be seeing some of my fellow non members in June....maybe we can make some of those calander girls non members also. I will be holding a female registration to the non club in my room at the Embassy Suites.
 

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And if elected as the nonpresident, I will not run, I will not preside over any nonmeetings no mater how many nonmembers don't show up. wait I'm not a member, wait that would make me a nonmember, so would I not be elegibl to run for nonpresident.
The Prez is determined by who is the first one to show up to the gtg:rolling:

Welcome to all NonMembers of the Mizzou Chapter:cheers:

Inviting you guys to the Non Club Club of Oklahoma All Corvette Show
 
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