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If your gonna have a nice car ya better have a nice security system!This is Jester,He's not so bad, but just try to take the car without him!!:laughing:




Well it's gettin better all the time,but still has a long ways to go.[

 

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Well, I don't think anyone is going to be stealing you car at the moment. But, I know when it's finished you'll want a team of guard dogs. :thumbsup:
 

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What kind of horse is that?:laughing:
I dunno, but I bet he shits like a Budweisel horse....Clydsdale....

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outta curiosity, those headlights under construction there, they going to make the headlight height requirements they toss as us some years ago in Maryland?? I think the min center height was 18" course if no one is looking, it don't matter....dunno is it was Fed law DOT crap, or just Faryland....

a neighbor buddy kinda had to move outta state with that requirement, so as to keep his custom vette....that car was slick...

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Jester is a brindle English mastiff.(And my buddy)

As for the headlights,it will be close, I supose air ride would fix that problem.
 

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Jester is a brindle English mastiff.(And my buddy)

As for the headlights,it will be close, I supose air ride would fix that problem.

SNEEKY thinking, I LIKE THAT!!!:laughing: :rolling: :devil:

wonder if they are all that strict about crap these daze....alls I know is an old friend, line inspector at a service station would go crazy with about a 3 page detailed list of crap to go over, and they were VERY specific....and so Md. inspections cost a bundle...years ago, even more today.....BUT it was done ONCE upon car purchase/bring into Maryland.....never again....years ago...maybe still the same way...dunno....all I know is my custom shark friend/neighbor up the street knew full well he had a problem if that car ever was sold/re registered in Faryland....

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hopefully dont want to sound stupid is he the same as a bull mastiff i know there are different types of mastiff?
 

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Great looking dog. Where my parents live the farmer up the road has a Mastiff and back when I lived at home I was walking home one day and I saw a dog tied up at the farmers house (about 10' off the road) I thought "that dog isn't THAT big" so I kept walking then this moose of a dog comes walking out of the 3' hole that he dug and I about **** myself...Big dog.:laughing:
 

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If your gonna have a nice car ya better have a nice security system!This is Jester,He's not so bad, but just try to take the car without him!!:laughing:




Well it's gettin better all the time,but still has a long ways to go.[

BUT you need to find the puppy a cheeper CHEW TOY
 

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The English is the tallest of the breed.The Bull mastiff is shorter and stockier.The dog from Turner and Hooch was a Neopolitan Mastiff.Jester is truly a gentle Giant.They are people dogs and And very gentle by nature.
I studied the breed for a long time before bringing Jester home.If you like dogs and don't mind a few danglers (Drool)They make awesome pets.They adore children.Jesters favorite chew toy is a full size soccer ball.He can pick it up like a soft ball.Although he thinks differently,he don't fit very well in the vette.

Here is a exagerated pic of a Neopolitan.This was suppose to be a pic of the worlds largest dog,that is actually an english mastiff.
 

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Holy Sheet!

That is one big dog! I have a Boston Terrier...great LITTLE dog:laughing:
 

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I too have a Corvette security system... 80 lbs, like petting a rock, is not distracted by female dogs in heat... :rolling:

 

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Yes,as I said the dog has been exagerated.The biggest is a english mastiff and is only around 280 something lbs.If this was the actual size of this neopolitan,I would estimate it at around 550lbs or better.No doubt it's a hoax.
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My security system.
 

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The English is the tallest of the breed.The Bull mastiff is shorter and stockier.The dog from Turner and Hooch was a Neopolitan Mastiff.Jester is truly a gentle Giant.They are people dogs and And very gentle by nature.
I studied the breed for a long time before bringing Jester home.If you like dogs and don't mind a few danglers (Drool)They make awesome pets.They adore children.Jesters favorite chew toy is a full size soccer ball.He can pick it up like a soft ball.Although he thinks differently,he don't fit very well in the vette.

Here is a exagerated pic of a Neopolitan.This was suppose to be a pic of the worlds largest dog,that is actually an english mastiff.
Actually....a Neopolitan Mastiff is in fact an Italian Mastiff. The dog in Turner and Hooch was a Dogue de Bordeaux, the French Mastiff variant...ask me how I know!

Here is Hagrid, our English Mastiff Pup. This was taken a few weeks ago when he was about 7 months old.



He weighs about 110lbs and is growing.....
 

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I spose if your Vette breaks down, you could always ride him around :surprised

Before I came out here, I bred Bull Terriers. Great "people" dogs also (to own) but everyone seems terrified of them. Good guard dogs too, for those people that aren't afraid of the way they look. My dogs would let people IN the yard without any fuss but if they went to LEAVE the yard, then they would become 90lbs of snarling teeth and muscle!

This ugly 'fo is a Bull Terrier, not to be confused with an American Pit Bull...

 
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